…but to keep you coming back to my blog so I still get loads of views,
and so I can get to 300 followers before La Popinjay does,
and so you don’t fuck off to some other blogger who talks to you more,
and so I can feel like I’m not ignoring you all (y’all) while I get on with ANOTHER THING
here’s a question —
What’s white and flies through the air faster than the speed of light?
There are two correct answers, either one of which I’ll accept.
If more than one of you get a correct answer I’ll do eeny-meeny-miney-mo to decide.
Or I might do ip-dip-dog-shit instead, it depends how I feel.
The winner will be my SUPREME PET FOR THE DAY tomorrow.
Here’s a picture to keep you entertained. I know everyone likes pictures and I know if I could put pictures in all my posts my views and my followers would be in the ZABILLIONS by now, but I can’t do it properly, it always goes wrong, I’ll NEVER be good with pictures and one day you’ll all go away to find blogs with pictures and this one of the SHOE-CAR has taken me over an hour of the time I was going to spend on ANOTHER THING so I hope you like it.