Why have I only had three answers to my competition? Why have 74 people looked at it and only THREE PEOPLE bothered to do an answer? Why? Why? Why? Do you HATE ME that much? Am I so horrible and nasty to you that you don’t want to be my SUPREME PET FOR THE DAY?
These are the people who I LOVE MOST now —
DeeDee — whose answer is a Cumberland sausage wrapped in butcher paper
John (& Victor Tookes) — whose answer is Jean Luc Picard’s underwear
pmao — whose answer is himself (he said ‘me’, but if I wrote ‘me’ you’d think I meant ME)
IT’S NOT FAIR.
I even did a nice picture for you to look at.
You’ve all made me sad and upset and I’m crying and I’ve had two panic attacks writing this post and YOU HATE ME, EVERYBODY HATES ME and I need a lie down and a little sleep.
Goodnight, cruel, cruel people.
If blogs had shins you’d all kick the fuck out of mine.
YOU ALL HATE ME.
HATE HATE HATE