I haven’t done a PROPER post today, I can’t be arsed. I’ve been adding to my new AWARDS COLLECTION page
and I’ve been making a brand new page to show off the different versions of my own Dotty Headbanger award —
and I’ve come to the conclusion, after extensive treks round WordPress, that I won’t be able to disable the Like button on my
PLAIN & UNORNAMENTED TITLE PAGE
without all my Likes disappearing from every post so I might as well ask you all to GO AND CLICK THE LIKE BUTTON ON THAT PAGE (if you DO like it, if you don’t, don’t) because it’s my front page and if there has to be any Likes on it there might as well be A FUCKING GREAT BIG SHITLOAD OF THEM.
This is a tangerine with one nail in it.
This is another tangerine. It has five nails in it.
I hope you like tangerines. They’re juicy.
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012I love the awards. You are an artistic visionary. (Even for a certified loon)…
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
I only made one, the shitey one. Other people made the good ones.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Go and click the new Like button on my front page if you like it, I’ve decided not to be pissed off that it’s now ruined with Likes, I’m going to collect them instead.
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012I clicked 2 like buttons… on and off the page.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
Oh well, if you don’t like it, you don’t like it.
I’m not sulking – my bottom lip naturally comes up over my top lip.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012I clicked the hell out of those buttons. If I do it again, it will unlike them. Then you will bang your head on the wall, because you think I hate you. But I will do it again, if that’s what you want…
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
I don’t mean on this post, I mean the page you go to when you click the header. The stupid thing’s probably broken.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. I banged my head on my brick, the wall’s too crumbly.😉
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012Well of course it is.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
Did you break it with all that clicking?
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012Hold on a sec…
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012Jeesh, it’s all about your needs… whah, press my button…
(Ha, just teasing)
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
Use your wooden pegleg.
Love Dotty xxx
Jemmy Farmer
/ April 24, 2012Great Tangerine!!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Jemmy,
And juicy!
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Thank you for clicking the new Like on my title page.🙂
judithatwood
/ April 24, 2012Dear Dotty,
I just love what you have to say!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Judith,
Thank you. Do you love the tangerines too?😉
Love Dotty xx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ April 24, 2012well now i have to go click the main page becuase you are going to make me. 😀
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ April 24, 2012Besides, think of that collection of likes as all the people you have helped join your cult 😀
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Brick,
The Dotty Cult of Corruption.
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ April 24, 2012Or Dotty’s Mental Minions….😀
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Brick,
😆
I wouldn’t dream of calling my acolytes ‘minions.’
Love Dotty xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Brick,
Yep!
Love Dotty xxx
joehoover
/ April 24, 2012i thought the 1 nail was a satsuma and the 5 nails was a clementine. if i had to name citrus to save someone from being brutally murdered, i’d have to start making funeral plans
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Joe,
Me too – I don’t know what they are, I just call all little round orange fruits tangerines – that’s all we got when I was little, the others hadn’t been invented Up North.
Love Dotty xxx
joehoover
/ April 24, 2012and i’ve never seen a mandarin, i think they are made up
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Joe,
No they’re not, I’ve seen mandarins, not as often as clementines and satsumas but I have seen them. What I haven’t seen for a few years now are TANGERINES. I think they’ve been given the boot by the supermarkets.
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 24, 2012I think you’re a delightful slut Dotty. There’s a slut in all of us, and a like-whore too. Not to ruin the party and the festiveness, but it sure looks like screws… those in the juicy tangerine. Did you get your award pic?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Anette,
Yes, I got it, I left you a comment. And I’ve made a new page with it on called LOOK, LOOK, LOOK (and something else after that), the link to it is in this post.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Screws, nails, what’s the difference? They all get banged in with stiletto heels, don’t they?
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 24, 2012Oh yeah. Cool Dotty. The link in your post doesn’t lead to LOOK LOOK LOOK, but I found it in the header.
P.S. Do you really wanna know what the difference is?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Anette,
Oops. Thank you, I’ll fix the link in a minute.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. yes.
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 24, 2012Okay.
A screw is a slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it and a slotted head, used to join things together by being rotated so that it pierces wood or other material and is held tightly in place. It is usually fixed using a screwdriver, since hammers and heels doesn’t work well on screws.
A nail is metal spike with a broadened flat head, driven typically into wood with a hammer or a heel to join things together or to serve as a peg or hook.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Anette,
Thank you, that’s very informative – now I know why my walls are so crumbly if hammers and heels aren’t for screws. I just thought they were awkward nails, like brick nails.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. i’ve fixed the link, thank you.🙂
Hellosailor
/ April 25, 2012Dear Dotty and Anette,
I was going to say the same thing Anette – screws not nails🙂 But Dotty is from up North so she is a bit weird😉 Love you really Dotty!!
Love the Smelly Southerner – Hello Sailor xox
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 26, 2012Dear Smelly Southerner,
😛
Love Dotty xxx
therabbitholez
/ April 24, 2012I like Satsuma’s too but you never seem to see them around as often, like many things they disappear because they’re not popular, perhaps a Satsuma Award is in the offing.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 25, 2012Dear trh,
That’s weird because we (in Yorkshire) get loads of satsumas (and clementines) but no tangerines.
Love Dotty xxx
robincoyle
/ April 25, 2012I love tangerines. Can I have one?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 25, 2012Dear robin,
Yes.🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Madame Weebles
/ April 25, 2012Dear Dotty,
I enjoyed the tangerines but the scratch ‘n’ sniff feature on my monitor isn’t working so I couldn’t smell them. Oh well.
xoxo Mme Weebles
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 25, 2012Dear Mme Weebles,
I’m SO glad you didn’t say that in the FEET post.
Love Dotty xxx
psychowatcher
/ April 25, 2012Clicked.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 25, 2012Dear psychowatcher,
Thank you.🙂
Love Dotty xxx
chrisdevoss
/ April 25, 2012FYI: It’s a lot harder to eat a tangerine if it has nails in it.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 25, 2012Dear Chris,
I know, but the metallic metalness of the nails gives an added tang to the juice.
Love Dotty xxx
habibadanyal
/ April 25, 2012Dear dotty,
Your name is so dotty and your tangerines are so naily!!!
Love,
Habiba.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 25, 2012Dear Habiba,
I try to please. I thought there might be a big outcry from some do-gooding Left-Wing fruit-protecting protection group, but no, no one minds if a tangerine gets nailed which isn’t fair if you think about it, I bet they wouldn’t let me put up a picture of a nailed puppy.😉
Love Dotty xxx
habibadanyal
/ April 25, 2012Dear dotty,
people never mind what we do with fruits. Just as there is the festival, la tomatina and never a puppy or a kitten fight!😉
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 25, 2012Dear Habiba,
It’s terrible, a travesty of Fruity liberties and rights.
Love Dotty xxx
bpshielsy
/ April 26, 2012I prefer clementines.
But in honour of the Tangerine I believe a quote from The Royle Family is required…
Jim “Oh here he is Chris, I want to be on every channel, Evans’, blooooddyyyyy ginger bollocks”
Barb “Oooohhh, that reminds me, I must get some tangerines”
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 26, 2012Dear shielsy,
Did she get some? Believe it or not I’ve never watched The Royle Family. I know big Ricky whatsisname and Sue thingy were in it, that’s about it.
Love Dotty xxx
bpshielsy
/ April 26, 2012We’ll never know. I just like the connection from ginger ball to buying tangerine. It reminded me of my own thought process🙂
If you have time it’s well worth a watch. It may take a few episodes to get into it, but once you do you’ll be headbaging in a particularly dotty manner I’m sure.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 27, 2012Dear shielsy,
Next time it’s on I’ll watch it and see.🙂
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ April 29, 2012Dear Dotty,
I want a tangerine. I’m pouting for one now.
Love xoxoxxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear PAZ,
What about a Cumberland sausage sandwich? It’s healthier.
Love Dotty xxx