I’m on strike.
These are my demands —
More pay (I’ve just bought a nice little Munch piece and it set me back a bit)
Better working conditions for when I write my posts which means I need someone to come and clean my house
More fag breaks
More coffee breaks
A longer Cumberland sausage dinner hour
A BIG BONUS if I get more than 20 Likes on a post
A FUCKING WHOPPING BONUS if I get more than 20 Comments on a post
I’ve been trying to remember the SCAB CHANT.
I think it goes like this —
SCAB SCAB SCAB SCAB SCAB
DIRTY FUCKING SCAB
FUCK OFF SCAB
(repeat many times)