I can’t wait for Wimbledon to start. I don’t watch any sports on telly, they’re all shite, but I like tennis when Andy Murray plays. And when Rafael Nadal plays. I like Andy because he’s OURS and I like Rafa because he’s FIT. Well, Andy can be a BIT FIT sometimes and I think when he gets his jaw problem sorted out he’ll be MORE FIT. I’m going to try and help him —
Look at his nice teeth.
Here’s a side view of his nice teeth.
We can’t see your full set of nice teeth, Andy!
It’s becoming painful, isn’t it? I’m going to help you close your mouth now —
Oops! Was that too hard? Sorry!
Oh well, you’ve got to be cruel to be kind. I might not have made him any FITTER but at least his jaws will be ready for Wimbledon.