Cumberland Sausages. Did you know I love them?
I can spell my favourite words with them.
I can watch them live free in the wild fields of Cumberland.
and seeing as it’s Sunday, I can appreciate their spiritual beliefs.
I love my Cumberland sausages. I want them to be perfect
so I applied for this job and got it –
Hip hip hooray
A Cumberland sausage a day
Will keep the mentals away
Oh happy happy day