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Wanky Wednesday One Word Post
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on June 6, 2012
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Missus Tribble
/ June 6, 2012Fucknuggets
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
bollockbrains
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ June 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
Arsebiscuits.
Love, Missus Tribble xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
Knackernuts.
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ June 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
BuggerBumTitsFuckBollocks.
Love, Missus Tribble xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
BumlickArsewipe.
Love Dotty xxx
davidreidart
/ June 6, 2012Agree
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear David,
Yep.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. I just found you in with the Spam – it’s been happening to a few people, their comments end up in there for some reason.
psychowatcher
/ June 6, 2012Mothertuckingitch!
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Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear psycho,
What’s a mothertuckingitch? It sounds like it might be worse than some other profanity that sounds very similar.
Love Dotty xxx
psychowatcher
/ June 6, 2012It is that itch in the lower part of your back that you can not reach.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 7, 2012Dear psycho,
eeeeewwwwww! 😉
Love Dotty xxx
unfetteredbs
/ June 6, 2012laughing … your blog and your comments make me crack up
unfetteredbs
/ June 6, 2012it’s craptastic
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear unfetteredbs,
shitetastic? 😉
Love Dotty xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear unfetteredbs,
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
the howler and me
/ June 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
That is what I was thinking when the stupid alarm woke me this morning.
Fucking. SHITE.
Love,
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear the howler and me,
Shitey-shitey-shite-shite alarm clock.
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ June 6, 2012And…I’m aroused.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Misfit,
There’s always one.
Love Dotty xxx
habibadanyal
/ June 6, 2012Dear Dotty!
my favourite word of yours that I like to read in your posts! Shitey shite! 😉
Love,
Habiba.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Habiba,
SHITE! 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
John Phillips
/ June 6, 2012I learn so much here.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear John,
Sometimes one word is all you need to know. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ June 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
I wish I had something funny to the list above, but I just got of the phone with S., and your word says it best! Thanks for writing just what I need to hear! 😎
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Judith,
You’re welcome. Sorry you feel like that though.
The gasmen have dug up the pavement right in front of my gate to make a big trench up the street – no one bothered telling me until Lottie came round and couldn’t get in the gate. Idiots. I wasn’t happy – I called the head workman a dickwad and he didn’t like it. 😎
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ June 6, 2012I love the English word Shite. I love Arse, too….but Shite is especially wonderful. I do not feel the least bit guilty uttering it around even mylittle children.
Shit. I DO end up feeling guilty about that one..and a few other unmentionables. Around my children that is.
I just need to get in the habit of shouting, “SHITE! you stupid Bollockbrained Knackernuts!!!”
p.s. Dear Dotty. If you weren’t so fabulous..I may have to hate you. Look at these bloggers that LOVED this post, and you only had to come up with a catchy title..and ONE word. I write my ARSE off, and maybe get 1 like. SHITE!
Love, Lis
xoxox
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Lisa,
What if your children have British teachers at some point? DETENTION FOR THE WHOLE YEAR. 😉
I’m just a lazy git today. I haven’t done anything apart from call the gasmen names and hide from the noise of their digger.
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ June 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
It’s ok to just chill.
Yes, I hadn’t thought of that.
We’ll just plead …”American! Sorry!”
heehee
Lis
xoxoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 7, 2012Dear Lisa,
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ June 6, 2012*wumpkin*
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Dorothy,
frumpkin (ME!)
love Dotty xxx
Lily Wight
/ June 6, 2012Reblogged this on Lily Wight and commented:
This could be the best post I have ever read 😉
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Lily,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Thank you for reblogging – and a bigger thank you for the laugh. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Lily Wight
/ June 6, 2012😀
pouringmyartout
/ June 6, 2012Ha… I clicked on ‘read more’… but there wasn’t any more. Why would there be?
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear pmao,
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Lady Marilyn Kay Dennis
/ June 7, 2012Definitely!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 7, 2012Dear Lady Dennis,
Yes.
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ June 7, 2012pooh!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 7, 2012Dear Brick,
Stinky.
Love Dotty xxx
thelastsongiheard
/ June 7, 2012Sausages.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 7, 2012Dear tlsih,
Cumberland.
Love Dotty xxx