I don’t know why I said Hi Di Hi Campers, it’s been going through my head since I got up. Sue Pollard, go away.
I’ve been piddling around on the new blog this morning, making a new front page and doing a post that gives the BLOG STATS of the blog.
‘What?’ I hear you say. ‘But BLOG STATS are secret, never to be seen by eyes that don’t belong to the blog owner!! What trick is this? Why is Dotty displaying her UNMENTIONABLES to all and sundry? Is she mental?’
No, I’m not mental. Well, yes I AM mental, but not in that way. I’m being pro-active in getting YOU to be pro-active – if the stats are a load of shite it means you won’t be getting any clicks to your blog. Simple. And if you can SEE that the stats are a load of shite you might want to help get them up – wheeeeeeeeee – ding-a-ling!
I need a little swig of laudanum.