Don’t get the joke in my title? You will in a minute.
I read Robin’s new post a short while ago, Annoying Phrases That Need “Just Chill” (go and read it)
I did a reply, then I remembered something else I wanted to add so I did another reply, then I remembered something else and got ANOTHER reply box up and started typing and typing and then I stopped and thought, oops, I better not fill up Robin’s comments with shite, plus I REALLY NEEDED TO SWEAR because these phrases ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF ME, THEY’RE SO FUCKING STUPID. aaaahhh, that’s better. SHITEY FUCKING FUCK FUCK.
So anyway, here’s what I was going to put in the third reply box – words that people FUCK UP BADLY –
When they start every sentence with
except people mistake it for ‘genuinely’
and it comes out as “Genually” (I’ve even heard this said by presenters on telly)
and they also use “genually” instead of ‘genuinely’ —
‘Genually, when I see poor people, I genually feel sorry for them.’
another one I’ve heard on telly LOADS OF FUCKING TIMES is
There’s no such word as EARNT, you dim TWATS.
DALE WANKY WINSTON ON THE LOTTERY PROGRAMME – DO NOT SAY IT AGAIN, YOU ILLITERATE ORANGE GIT.
BBC – WHY HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED DALE WANKY WINSTON SAYING IT, YOU MONEY-GRABBING ILLITERATE GITS?
I feel much better now.
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT — I think his name is Dale Wanky WINTON not Dale Wanky WINSTON. Oh well.
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT – THE ABOVE SHITE ABOUT ‘EARNT’ IS AN EXAMPLE OF MY OWN STUPIDITY AND AN EXAMPLE OF TYPOMANIA BUT MY EXCUSE IS THAT IT ISN’T IN THE DICTIONARY. BUT IT IS AN ARCHAIC WORD AND I AM
AND NOW I’M GOING TO HIDE UNDER MY FLOORBOARDS AND NEVER COME OUT.