I don’t know whether or not you’ve noticed that on my sidebar I have a little note giving instructions to the Press and the paparazzi. The little note has been there for a long time but if today is anything to go by I think I’ll soon need to make it more prominent at the top of the sidebar.
Because I AM FAMOUS.
ME.
LITTLE DOTTY.
LITTLE DOTTY HEADBANGER WHO NEVER COMES OUT OF HER HOUSE.
FAMOUS.
LIKE A FILM STAR!
Today, there have been not one, not two, but THREE WHOLE POSTS dedicated to ME AND MY BLOGS.
THREE!
Can you believe it? I can’t.
First, lovely Lisa did this lovely post —
Then lovely Chris did this lovely reblog —
And lovely Lisa’s friend, lovely Miss1sue did this lovely post after she joined the Big Blog —
AND THAT’S NOT ALL —
Lovely Dorothy did something with her Facebook
THIS IS A LINK TO HER BLOG, NOT HER FACEBOOK
And lovely Rachel did a pingback on her excellent lovely post about how she beat WORDY BLOCK.
RACHEL’S POST ABOUT HOW SHE BEAT WORDY BLOCK
I’ve never had so many lovely things in one day.
FAMOUS.
ME!
Just call me DOTTY JOLIE.
Or MISS JOLIE if you don’t know me well.
Notes From A She-Hermit ©™® 
thewhitetrashgourmet
/ July 26, 2012Miss Jolie –
Please don’t forget the little people now that you are a star.
Love,
TWTG
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 26, 2012Dear twtg,
I won’t. I’m still Dotty from the block – even though we don’t have the same sort of blocks in Britain as you do in America. We do go round the block but we don’t measure distance with blocks, we use proper measurements – well, we used to before Europe made us use shitey ones.
Hang on, you use blocks for measuring distance, you use bra cups to measure recipe ingredients – what else am I unaware of?
Love Dotty xxx
The Depressed Moose
/ July 26, 2012can I call you Jotty Dolie instead? oh and can I get a signed picture so i can resell it on ebay? 😀
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 26, 2012Dear Garry,
Jotty Dolie? Yes, I like it.
No pictures. I’ve said it five zillion times and I’ll say it again to anyone who wants pictures – cameras are the tools of Beelzebub. No pictures.
Love Dotty xxx
The Depressed Moose
/ July 26, 2012but but my dartboard needs a new cover 🙂
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 26, 2012Dear Garry,
How dare you speak to me like that?
Don’t you know WHO I AM? 😉
Love Dotty xxx
The Depressed Moose
/ July 26, 2012LMAO xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 26, 2012Dear Garry,
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ July 26, 2012And to think, I get to say I knew you when…… Plus, i think I’ve mentioned you like 3-4 times. You are one of my favorite non~normal subjects. LOL….. Lots of Lub!!! Just take me along for your World Famous Tour.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 26, 2012Dear Brick,
I know you’ve mentioned me, I know others have too – I just can’t believe SO MANY IN ONE DAY did. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. You’re my Brick, of course you’re coming with me. When I can get out of my house. 🙂
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ July 27, 2012Have Brick will travel!! 😀
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 27, 2012Dear Brick,
Hey, are you a magic brick? Like a magic carpet but a brick?
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ July 27, 2012loll
owl
/ July 26, 2012Dear Dotty,
Wow! That is so awesome! You are exactly the right kind of person to be famous, for your big huge heart and your zany ways that your house simply cannot contain. I know *I* think about you everyday! And I tell my friends about you, too. You are a household name in Puritania.
Love,
Owl
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 26, 2012Dear owl,
Thank you, thank you, thank you. 🙂
I’m glad you’re back. Are you home yet or still in Stiff-Lip Country?
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ July 26, 2012Dear Dotty,
No less than you deserve! Did I remember to give you the One lovely blog award? I had intended to — tell me if I forgot and I’ll send it over! Love you, you bloggy-star!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 26, 2012Dear Judith,
I can’t remember either. Thank you (once again, if I’ve already thanked you). 😉
Love you too. 😎
Love Dotty xxx
rachelmiller1511
/ July 26, 2012Aw, glad you’ve had a good day and thanks for the link!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 26, 2012Dear Rachel,
You’re welcome. Thank you, too. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
rachelmiller1511
/ July 26, 2012Dear Dotty,
We’re going to sausage heaven this weekend:
http://jimmysfarm.com/sausage-and-beer-festival/
Love Rachel
Xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 27, 2012Dear Rachel,
It looks great. 🙂
Eat some Cumberland sausages for me. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
rachelmiller1511
/ July 28, 2012🙂
Sword-chinned bitch
/ July 26, 2012Ms. Dotty Jolie-Pitt — congratulations!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 26, 2012Dear Swordy,
Thank you. 🙂
Love Mrs Dotty Jolie-Arm-Pitt.
Dorothy
/ July 26, 2012Dear Dotty,
I knew you were famous the first time I read you. How could you ever not be?? There’s something about the name…I can’t quite figure it out…hmmmm….what could it be?
Love Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 27, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Errmm, let me think … nope, I have no idea. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
stuff I said
/ July 26, 2012OMG, you went and got famous! Right after I call you Dirty? The paparazzi are going to have a field day with that! 😆 In truth could happen to a better hermit-headbanger! Yay Dotty!…can I get an autograph?? 😛
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 27, 2012Dear sis,
I refuse to sign my name as Dirty. I will NOT do it.
Love Dotty xxx
stuff I said
/ July 27, 2012Blahahaha! 😉 (I am never going to live that down am I?..lol)
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 27, 2012Dear sis,
No.
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ July 27, 2012My dearest Dotty,
No funny business here…I’m shooting u straight: The reason ppl love u is cuz ur real. Funny as hell. Irreverent and ballsy. And I’ll never forget being a new blogger. I couldn’t get anyone to talk to me. One day…I found you. And your blog of wonders. You talked to me. Little me with my egocentric posts that went on for days.The real quality of a person is how they treat people who are “nobody”. You’ll always have my allegiance. And when u get famous ER…hire me. I’ll bark like Le Clown.
Love u friend,
Lisxoxoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 27, 2012Dear Lisa,
I don’t normally approve comments that use letters in place of words but seeing as it’s you and seeing you’ve said nice things about me I’ll let you off (this once).
Please don’t bark like clown (never capitalise his name on my blog) or I’ll have to slap you.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Thank you. 🙂
Carr Party of Five
/ July 27, 2012Dear Dotty,
I am sorry,
I was on my phone.
Very tricky to type long passages….and will only let me use a certain number of characters.
🙂
Lis
xox
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 27, 2012Dear Lisa,
Very tricky to type long passages….and will only let me use a certain number of characters.
You’ve just described my brain when it had me in the grip of wordy block. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ July 27, 2012Dear Dotty,
That would suck.
I’m sorry.
But I’m glad that has passed.
😉
Love, Lis
xoxoox
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 27, 2012Dear Lisa,
Me too.
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ July 27, 2012Famous? I recognize only Kumblant who’s LOST picture I saw stuck on the bottom of pack of sausages.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 27, 2012Dear Misfit,
Was Kumblant in Lost? I only watched the first series.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 27, 2012I am so proud to know you before you got all famous… when you were just a confused hermit nobody that nobody had ever heard of. But I never doubted you would become famous… I sort of thought it would be because you went crazy and blew something up… like Big Ben or the London Eye… but you did it.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 27, 2012Dear pmao,
I’m still just a confused hermit.
Go and look at my new Photoshop post.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 27, 2012Okay.
paralaxvu
/ July 27, 2012And who else deserves it more, I ask you. No one! No one deserves it more!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 28, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
Oh, thank you. You’re so kind. And correct. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
paralaxvu
/ July 28, 2012OK, a bit hubric, perhaps, but still deserving;-)
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 28, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
Indeed. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx