My favOurite letter Of the alphabet is O.
O is a nice letter, rOund and lOOpy.
Where dOes O begin?
Where dOes it end?
It begins wherever yOu want it tO begin.
It ends wherever yOu want it tO end.
YOu can make pretty patterns with it –
It lOOks like a dOt.
It lOOks dOtty.
It’s full Of expressiOn –
O – is an expressiOn Of a sudden surprise – bOO
Or a sOmewhat disappOinting surprise
Or a questiOn (if a questiOn mark immediately fOllOws it)
oooooo – is an expressiOn Of a cOmpassiOnate wince
Or a juicy tempation like a lOvelyCumberland sausage sandwich I’m abOut tO eat
Or a lOvely Cumberland sausage sandwich I’ve just eaten
Because it’s a gOOd letter, O dOesn’t appear in the impOrtant basic swear wOrds I like tO use –
O is the neatest letter Of the alphabet. Even the scruffiest, sprawliest handwriting can’t fuck it up.
O has nO sharp cOrners.
O is perfect.
O is the shape Of a ring.
O is the shape Of a circle.
O is the shape Of Our planet when yOu lOOk at a picture Of Our planet.
And all the Other planets.
O is the shape Of O.
O is the shape Of everything.
O is what we’re made Of.