Shitey Poem – Poemi Classicus

 

Poemi Classicus

 

Arsiderum ep tusti 

corpsicanti fortense.

Pissiflora illicidantum,

fukadukius indi ear.

Horantica in mentalium,

orifungus mushi room;

salivati ondi chinius,

dribblidrooli beestibum.

 

 

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46 Comments

  1. Dear Dotty,
    Brilliant, always brilliant. You should leave your house and go find a publisher.
    Love,
    maggie

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  2. Dear Dotty,

    As soon as I can stop my dyslexic brain from spinning I will come back and read this again. I am sure it is brilliant!

    xx
    Red

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  3. prewitt1970

     /  August 15, 2012

    At first I thought oh dear, she gone completely mad, then once my brain stopped exploding I realized it’s really rather brilliant. :-)

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  4. As a newcomer to your comment sections, I’ve only just twigged the format. Apologies for previous transgressions. So here goes:

    Expensive Dotty,

    “dribblidrooli beestibum” is one of my favourites, it has to be said.
    So hard to find these days, don’t you think?

    Irrelevantly,
    QE
    (Non modo… sed etiam. Yes, I really DID learn Latin at school. I think some of the teachers spoke it at home. It was Bradford.)

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  5. Dear Dotty,

    Mirabile dictu!

    Love,

    Judith 8-)

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  6. Imagine my surprise, after returning form a pleasant evening at the vomitorium to find this. Suffice to say I veni’d, I vidi’d and it vici’d

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  7. The benefits of a classical education…

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  8. Suffice it to say, this is absolutely E pluribus unum. U r Brillianticus!

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  9. Oh how unoriginal as I sufficed it to said the same thing as Seb — whose reference to a vomitorium made me very nostalgic, btw.

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  10. You make fake latin poetry sexy again…

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  11. Dear Dotty,

    How do you breathe with so much clever in your head?

    Love,
    Kathy

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  12. How did you do that? Poemi Classicus was the perfect descriptor of my Thursday. Do you have psychic powers?

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  13. Dear Dotty,
    “Fukadukius indi ear.”
    FUCKING HILARIOUS! You have such a way with words Dotty.
    Love HS xox

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  14. You are simple wonderful. Funny and fun and so delightful irreverent. Just excellent! :)

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  15. Wonderful! I’m going to quote you when someone does something like run over my toes in a supermarket with a trolley and not apologise – I shall use my Dotty verbal weapon!

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