Poemi Classicus
Arsiderum ep tusti
corpsicanti fortense.
Pissiflora illicidantum,
fukadukius indi ear.
Horantica in mentalium,
orifungus mushi room;
salivati ondi chinius,
dribblidrooli beestibum.
Shitey Poem – Poemi Classicus
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on August 15, 2012
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/ August 15, 2012Dear Dotty,
Brilliant, always brilliant. You should leave your house and go find a publisher.
Love,
maggie
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/ August 15, 2012Dear Maggie,
I know a Latin publisher. I might invite him round for teadium. 🙂
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stuff I said
/ August 15, 2012Dear Dotty,
As soon as I can stop my dyslexic brain from spinning I will come back and read this again. I am sure it is brilliant!
xx
Red
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 15, 2012Dear Red,
Sorry!
Love Dotty xxx
rachelmiller1511
/ August 15, 2012Genius 🙂
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 16, 2012Dear Rachel,
Et tu, Rachel. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
prewitt1970
/ August 15, 2012At first I thought oh dear, she gone completely mad, then once my brain stopped exploding I realized it’s really rather brilliant. 🙂
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 16, 2012Dear Benjamin,
Your first thought was correct. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Quieter Elephant
/ August 15, 2012As a newcomer to your comment sections, I’ve only just twigged the format. Apologies for previous transgressions. So here goes:
Expensive Dotty,
“dribblidrooli beestibum” is one of my favourites, it has to be said.
So hard to find these days, don’t you think?
Irrelevantly,
QE
(Non modo… sed etiam. Yes, I really DID learn Latin at school. I think some of the teachers spoke it at home. It was Bradford.)
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 16, 2012Dear QE,
Latin was widely spoken in Bradford for years, but it died out when they pulled down the Meat Market.
Love Dotty xxx
Quieter Elephant
/ August 16, 2012Dear Dotty,
You mean Lumb Lane/Manningham Lane has gone? I thought the ladies would have relocated. Oops sorry – am I being indelicate?
Love QE
x (No tongues – we’ve only just met)
PS: I once knew how to sing The Wombling Song in Latin! That’s grammar schools for you…
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 17, 2012Dear QE,
Lumb Lane has gone, actually – well, it hasn’t, but the ladies have – they’re on Thornton Road now.
Love Dotty xxx
Quieter Elephant
/ August 17, 2012Dear Dotty,
Ah – schoolboy memories…
Love QE
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 17, 2012Dear QE,
I didn’t need to know that.
Love Dotty xxx
Quieter Elephant
/ August 17, 2012Dear Dotty,
I didn’t say they were MY memories…
I was pure in thought and deed. Like a NYC Catholic Priest.
Love QE
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 19, 2012Dear QE,
That’s all right then.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ August 16, 2012Dear Dotty,
Mirabile dictu!
Love,
Judith 😎
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 16, 2012Dear Judith,
Gratias tibula fibula ago. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
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/ August 16, 2012Frumious.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 16, 2012Dear Misfit,
Benigne dikibird.
Love Dotty xxx
Seb
/ August 16, 2012Imagine my surprise, after returning form a pleasant evening at the vomitorium to find this. Suffice to say I veni’d, I vidi’d and it vici’d
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 16, 2012Dear Seb,
In vomere emeticus upchukium.
Love Dotty xxx
poetmcgonagall
/ August 16, 2012The benefits of a classical education…
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 16, 2012Dear poet,
I didn’t have one. Does it show? 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Sword-chinned bitch
/ August 16, 2012Suffice it to say, this is absolutely E pluribus unum. U r Brillianticus!
Sword-chinned bitch
/ August 16, 2012Oh how unoriginal as I sufficed it to said the same thing as Seb — whose reference to a vomitorium made me very nostalgic, btw.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 16, 2012Dear Swordy,
AmericanAmericanus emeticus ondi shoo.
Love Dotty xxx
Sword-chinned bitch
/ August 16, 2012Fistula oolong oblongata.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 16, 2012Dear Swordy,
Rotarium rolexonristi.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ August 16, 2012You make fake latin poetry sexy again…
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 17, 2012Dear pmao,
HA! 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
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/ August 16, 2012Dear Dotty,
How do you breathe with so much clever in your head?
Love,
Kathy
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 17, 2012Dear Kathy,
It’s not clever that’s in my head, it’s shite. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Kathy V.
/ August 17, 2012Dear Dotty,
I respectfully disagree.
Love,
Kathy
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 17, 2012Dear Kathy,
Thank you, but it’s true. SHITEY DRIVEL and 30 WAYS TO COOK A CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE. That’s what I know.
Love Dotty xxx
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Dotty Headbanger
/ August 17, 2012Dear Ella,
yes.
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ August 22, 2012Dear Dotty,
“Fukadukius indi ear.”
FUCKING HILARIOUS! You have such a way with words Dotty.
Love HS xox
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 23, 2012Dear HS,
I had the right sort of education for it. 😉
Love Dotty xxx
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Dotty Headbanger
/ August 26, 2012Dear Penny,
Hello 🙂
Thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 11, 2012Dear loony,
Verbal weapons are all well and good if they’re accompanied by a swift kick on the rude person’s shin. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
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So right, I also have a nice, sharp, pointy umbrella type parasol thingy which is extra lethal. Parasol combined with Dotty’s poem – what a team!
Love Loony. xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 12, 2012Dear loony,
And with your sharp, pointy parasol thingy you’ll never have to stretch to reach the lemons!! 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
loonyliterature
/ September 12, 2012Dear Dotty
It is indeed a genius contraption.
Love Loony. xxx