Poemi Classicus
Arsiderum ep tusti
corpsicanti fortense.
Pissiflora illicidantum,
fukadukius indi ear.
Horantica in mentalium,
orifungus mushi room;
salivati ondi chinius,
dribblidrooli beestibum.
Shitey Poem – Poemi Classicus
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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on August 15, 2012
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I had the right sort of education for it.
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/ September 11, 2012Wonderful! I’m going to quote you when someone does something like run over my toes in a supermarket with a trolley and not apologise – I shall use my Dotty verbal weapon!
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/ September 11, 2012Dear loony,
Verbal weapons are all well and good if they’re accompanied by a swift kick on the rude person’s shin.
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/ September 11, 2012Dear Dotty
So right, I also have a nice, sharp, pointy umbrella type parasol thingy which is extra lethal. Parasol combined with Dotty’s poem – what a team!
Love Loony. xxx
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/ September 12, 2012Dear loony,
And with your sharp, pointy parasol thingy you’ll never have to stretch to reach the lemons!!
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 12, 2012Dear Dotty
It is indeed a genius contraption.
Love Loony. xxx