I love swearing and I love swear words and I love swear sentences – used sparingly, (which is what I do, as you know by now), swearing can get the point across with a speed and oomph that reams and reams of other more wordy words can’t match so I’ve decided to begin a new collection which will be called ‘DOTTY’S COLLECTED PROFANITIES AND INSULTS’.
This collection will include swear words and swear sentences and swear insults and swear anything and everything except nasty or obscene swearing, I won’t put up with that sort of thing. I want to build the BIGGEST EVER COLLECTION OF PROFANITIES AND INSULTS THAT EVER WAS so I need you to get your thinking caps on and give me your funniest and most inventive swearing and insults to add to my collection, the funnier and more inventive the better. And foreign, I’d like some foreign swear words for my collection.
I’ll start off with a little list of a few obvious ones.
I’ll come back and add to it later if I get some comments – I’m not giving you all MY swearing and insults just so you all (y’all) can steal them, plus I’m going to find a picture for the sidebar.
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT – here’s some more
fuck ugly (or fugly)