Dotty's List Of Collected Americans

 

Right, let’s get this clear from the start. I am NOT NOT NOT hoarding Americans, I’m collecting them for legitimate purposes (see Collecting NOT Hoarding).

 

***** NOW INCLUDES CANADIANS *****

Rules For The List Of Collected Americans

Not just any old American can be part of my collection, don’t think you can wangle your way in by telling me you’re an American Plastic Surgeon or an American Personal Trainer when really you’re Bobby the burger flipper from Bubbabillybobville. You MUST fit into one of the following categories – American Therapist, American Life Coach, American Hairdresser, American Personal Trainer, American Plastic Surgeon, American Publisher, American Actor Who I Fancy, American Army Dude.

If you wish to add yourself to any of my collections leave me a note at the bottom of the page telling me what your profession is and I’ll let you know if I want one. Other categories may be added to the list as and when I see fit, and I reserve the right to sell off any individual Americans or whole categories of the collection if I so choose.

The list will be regularly updated (by me).

 

THE LIST OF COLLECTED AMERICANS

American Therapists – 6

American Life Coaches – 3

American Hairdressers – 1

American Plastic Surgeons – 2

American Personal Trainers – 0

American Publishers – 0

American Actors Who I Fancy – o so far, but I have some lovely pictures (see A Bit Of Totty For Dotty)

American Army Dudes – 1

American Psychologists (REAL ONES) – 2

American Doctors (REAL ONES) – 2

American Guard Dog Girls – 1

American Interior Designers – 1

American Private Attachés – 1

American Modern Philosophers – 1

Latin American Pet Rats – 1

American Field Reporters – 1

American Professors (REAL ONES) – 1

American Spin Doctors – 1

American Hillbilly Skydiving Nurses – 1

American Village Idiots – 1

American Art Therapists – 1

American Art Psychiatrists – 1

American Head Of Security – 1

American Rock And Roll Drum Gods – 1

American Poet Laureates – 2 (job share)

American Diplomatic Envoy ExtraordinaireS (with unlimited powers against French Canadians) – 1

American Veterinarian (REAL ONE) – 1

American Washerwoman – 1

American Immigration Overlord (REAL ONE) –  1

American Massage Therapist (REAL ONE) – 1

American Mormon Design Engineers (REAL ONE) – 1

American Ice Cream Lady (REAL ONE) – 1

 

Canadians in the Collection

Canadian Bum Biters – 1

Canadian Paratroopers – 1

Canadian Dancing Doctors (REAL ONE) – 1