DOTTY THE AWARD SLUT - AWARD COLLECTION

 

 

I’ve been sucked into the corrupt and shady world of collecting blogging awards after thinking I’d got away with it by making my own award, the Dotty Headbanger Award For Being Mental & Loving It which you can find by clicking on the picture of Trepanning Man or either of the Dotty award pictures on the sidebar.

Now I’m on the hunt for funny awards but only if they’re CREATED BY THE PERSON WHO GIVES THEM TO ME or if I ask for them (oh, the shame of it).

To see the post and many more comments linked to this page, CLICK HERE.

 

 

 

The first award I accepted, and the beginning of my dark decline, is THE GOLDEN SHATNER AWARD, awarded to me by

VICTOR TOOKES who JOHN THE AUSSIE (with his fine detective work) has outed as being the creator of the award.

This is the award Victor made –

 

 

 

The second award is the SNEAKYFUCKER AWARD, given to me by ELAINE4QUEEN after I saw it and loved it and asked her if I could have it (see how you’ve brought me down, Victor – I’m ASKING for awards now, how much further can I sink)?

If you like the award and want one for yourself, click on it and ask Elaine – she made it herself.

This is the award Elaine made –

 

 

 

The next award was given to me on a ‘You show me yours, I’ll show you mine basis’. I agreed, as long as FIERCELY YOURS put MY Dotty Headbanger award higher up on her blog than Clownonfires.

This is the award Fiercely Yours made –

 

 

 

This next one isn’t an award it’s a freebie Facebook poster that 1pointperspective made from his own photo and I love it. He has more.

This is the poster 1point made

 

 

 

Next we have an award created by THE DEAD GUY in response to this page. It’s called THE FABULOUS BLOG AWARD (it’s written partly in a dead language) and I’m the FIRST TO HAVE IT and I love it. To get one of your own, go and see Dead Guy and see if you can meet the requirements.

This is the award Dead Guy made –

 

 

 

Next, again in response to this page, is THE HERTZ DONUT AWARD created by KC. I got it FIRST and I didn’t have to answer the questions (I wouldn’t anyway). To get your own go to KC’s blog and do as she tells you.

This is the award KC made –

 

 

 

 

Created once again in response to this page (no, I won’t stop bragging, try and make me) is an award that’s HAND-DRAWN and PHOTOGRAPHED and BRILLIANT (not only because it contains CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES but that IS the major factor in its brilliance) – it’s the TAKE WHAT YOU NEED AWARD by HELLOSAILOR. To have your own Take What You Need Award go to HelloSailor’s blog (sorry I can’t make the picture bigger).

This is the award HelloSailor made –

 

 

 

 

This is the 2nd SNEAKYFUCKER AWARD created by ELAINE and this time I didn’t have to ask for it because I EARNED IT BY BEING A SNEAKYFUCKER with the new nice Red Bin Award I created. I’m the sneakiest sneakyfucker who ever sneakyfuckered.

This is the 2nd award Elaine made –

 

 

 

Now this one is EXCELLENT because it has CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES in it. It’s called THE AWARD WHORE AWARD and it’s been created by MAGGIE and I love, love, love it.

N.B. Maggie didn’t actually specify a name for it, so I did.

This is the award Maggie made –

 

 

 

Now this little beauty is the creation of POURINGMYARTOUT and I’m sorry everyone else but this is my absolute favourite because it combines a BRICK with a CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE and a FORK! How much more ME can you get? Pure and utter genius.

P.S. I did the writing.

This is the award pouringmyartout made –

 

 

 

This award is called THE MOOSE SEAL OF APPROVAL and it’s been created by THE DEPRESSED MOOSE

This is the award THE DEPRESSED MOOSE made.

 

 

 

If anyone wants to have a go at making their own award, and if it’s a funny award, I’ll have it and put it on this page.

Look at me, I’ve become an award whore.