I’ve been sucked into the corrupt and shady world of collecting blogging awards after thinking I’d got away with it by making my own award, the Dotty Headbanger Award For Being Mental & Loving It which you can find by clicking on the picture of Trepanning Man or either of the Dotty award pictures on the sidebar.

Now I’m on the hunt for funny awards but only if they’re CREATED BY THE PERSON WHO GIVES THEM TO ME or if I ask for them (oh, the shame of it).

To see the post and many more comments linked to this page, CLICK HERE.




The first award I accepted, and the beginning of my dark decline, is THE GOLDEN SHATNER AWARD, awarded to me by

VICTOR TOOKES who JOHN THE AUSSIE (with his fine detective work) has outed as being the creator of the award.

This is the award Victor made –




The second award is the SNEAKYFUCKER AWARD, given to me by ELAINE4QUEEN after I saw it and loved it and asked her if I could have it (see how you’ve brought me down, Victor – I’m ASKING for awards now, how much further can I sink)?

If you like the award and want one for yourself, click on it and ask Elaine – she made it herself.

This is the award Elaine made –




The next award was given to me on a ‘You show me yours, I’ll show you mine basis’. I agreed, as long as FIERCELY YOURS put MY Dotty Headbanger award higher up on her blog than Clownonfires.

This is the award Fiercely Yours made –




This next one isn’t an award it’s a freebie Facebook poster that 1pointperspective made from his own photo and I love it. He has more.

This is the poster 1point made




Next we have an award created by THE DEAD GUY in response to this page. It’s called THE FABULOUS BLOG AWARD (it’s written partly in a dead language) and I’m the FIRST TO HAVE IT and I love it. To get one of your own, go and see Dead Guy and see if you can meet the requirements.

This is the award Dead Guy made –




Next, again in response to this page, is THE HERTZ DONUT AWARD created by KC. I got it FIRST and I didn’t have to answer the questions (I wouldn’t anyway). To get your own go to KC’s blog and do as she tells you.

This is the award KC made –





Created once again in response to this page (no, I won’t stop bragging, try and make me) is an award that’s HAND-DRAWN and PHOTOGRAPHED and BRILLIANT (not only because it contains CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES but that IS the major factor in its brilliance) – it’s the TAKE WHAT YOU NEED AWARD by HELLOSAILOR. To have your own Take What You Need Award go to HelloSailor’s blog (sorry I can’t make the picture bigger).

This is the award HelloSailor made –





This is the 2nd SNEAKYFUCKER AWARD created by ELAINE and this time I didn’t have to ask for it because I EARNED IT BY BEING A SNEAKYFUCKER with the new nice Red Bin Award I created. I’m the sneakiest sneakyfucker who ever sneakyfuckered.

This is the 2nd award Elaine made –




Now this one is EXCELLENT because it has CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES in it. It’s called THE AWARD WHORE AWARD and it’s been created by MAGGIE and I love, love, love it.

N.B. Maggie didn’t actually specify a name for it, so I did.

This is the award Maggie made –




Now this little beauty is the creation of POURINGMYARTOUT and I’m sorry everyone else but this is my absolute favourite because it combines a BRICK with a CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE and a FORK! How much more ME can you get? Pure and utter genius.

P.S. I did the writing.

This is the award pouringmyartout made –




This award is called THE MOOSE SEAL OF APPROVAL and it’s been created by THE DEPRESSED MOOSE

This is the award THE DEPRESSED MOOSE made.




If anyone wants to have a go at making their own award, and if it’s a funny award, I’ll have it and put it on this page.

Look at me, I’ve become an award whore.



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  1. LIKE!!!

    there should be an award for being an award whore!

  2. I will make you a making your own award award…

  3. Dear Dotty,

    I have an award for you, but I don’t know how to get the damn thing out of my Clipboard. 8-( Booooooooo!



  4. Dear Dotty,
    You are awesome.
    Love HS xox

    • Dear HS,

      Are you going to make an award? You’re brilliant with pictures, I love the ones you put up, they’re hilarious.

      Love Dotty xxx

      P.S. I’ve been doing this page as you suggested, no alignment and putting writing between the pics and, fingers crossed, so far it’s working. Thank you.

      • Dear Dotty,
        Yay!! I’m glad you are getting better at pictures!! 😀
        I would really like to do an award, but I think I’m going to have to think about it for a while to make sure it is mega epic and awesome.
        Love HS xoxox

      • Dear HS

        It’ll be all those things and more. 🙂

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Dear Dotty,
        Thank you for taking my award!!
        Love HS xox

      • Dear HS,

        Thank YOU for allowing me to (and for the never-ending supply of Cumberland sausages). 🙂

        Love Dotty xxx

  5. Carr party of five

     /  April 24, 2012

    Dotty. I’m totally new to this whole blogging world..and was so surprised to find one day that *I* had been nominated. O JOY! job was to go on and nominate 6 more bloggers. 3 of them were just as tickled as me…the other 3?? OMG. 2 of them completely ignored me…even though I highlighted them on my page…made sure they knew by commenting on their page…NADA. And one stopped following me. Leaving me completely and utterly confused. And sad. I think I was meant to find you on here today. Cuz I am laughing again..and not ready to shut my blog down and curl up in a fetal position. Thank you!! signed, Wanna be award whore♥

    • Dear Carr,

      Hello. 🙂

      A lot of people don’t like the traditional awards, me included – I don’t like nominating individuals and leaving other people out but I don’t think I’ve ever ignored an award, I always try to decline politely (if I haven’t declined anyone’s politely I apologise, I’m sorry). Some people regard them as being like chain letters (me), some people can’t be bothered doing all the requirements (me) some people see them as spam (me) but don’t let any of that stop you from participating in the award thing if you want to because LOADS and LOADS of people love receiving and giving them.

      I decided to do a page displaying funny awards that can be traced back to and credited to the creator so you won’t find any of the usual awards on here but give it a few months and I bet some of them on this page become famous (around WordPress). The Golden Shatner Award is doing well right now.

      Love Dotty xxx

  6. Carr Party of Five

     /  April 24, 2012

    Ahhhhh…I understand. How embarrasing!! Thx for the tip…and your time*:)

    • Dear Carr,

      You’re very welcome, and don’t be embarrassed, you’re new – I still can’t do pictures properly, it’s only with the very recent advice of HelloSailor that I’m managing to get them to stick where I put them on the page (fingers crossed they stay there). 🙂

      Love Dotty xxx

  7. Oh, was that the button you meant?

  8. I can see my likes on every page I can get to.

  9. Ack! I forgot to name it and I was going to name it “The Award Whore Award”. Great minds….
    So glad you like it, I crack me up!

    • Dear Maggie,

      I thought you’d let me know if the name was wrong. But yes, great minds and all that. 🙂

      Love Dotty xxx

  10. Dottster I nominated you for the sunshine award.
    It doesn’t meet your criteria but I had to because you are full of sunshine.

  11. I made you an award for being one of my favorite blogs. You can get it here (if you want). No need to display it if it clutters up your blog. Think of it as more of a shout out.

  12. Oh damn, Dotty…I just got given an award and I was going to “pass it on” to you, but, now I see you probably wouldn’t like it, cause it’s a “traditional” blog award…

    • Dear babedarla,

      Thank you for thinking of me. 🙂
      I opted out of all the awards right at the start because I couldn’t choose who to give them to.

      Love Dotty xxx

  13. Hey no fair It was all my idea she just did the techie bit from my design 😦 that hard part was the idea 🙂

  14. I was going to nominate you for one of those silly WordPress awards, but I saw that you don’t like them. So screw that. Instead, I name you an honorary alien-human-terminator. It’s not an award, but like one of those fake doctorates people get after speaking at a college. Enjoy!

  15. what a lot of lovely awards…you must be very proud; and like one must do with one’s children, you have picked a favourite

  16. Good morning! I have nominated you for two blogging awards; the Versatile Blogger Award and the Very Inspiring Blogger Award. For the rules of acceptance, please visit my blog at and then spread the good cheer.

    These awards weren’t created by me, but I naturally thought of you when I received them because of the great fun I have on your pages. I hope you’ll accept them.

    Ol’ Big Jim


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