I’ve been sucked into the corrupt and shady world of collecting blogging awards after thinking I’d got away with it by making my own award, the Dotty Headbanger Award For Being Mental & Loving It which you can find by clicking on the picture of Trepanning Man or either of the Dotty award pictures on the sidebar.
Now I’m on the hunt for funny awards but only if they’re CREATED BY THE PERSON WHO GIVES THEM TO ME or if I ask for them (oh, the shame of it).
To see the post and many more comments linked to this page, CLICK HERE.
The first award I accepted, and the beginning of my dark decline, is THE GOLDEN SHATNER AWARD, awarded to me by
VICTOR TOOKES who JOHN THE AUSSIE (with his fine detective work) has outed as being the creator of the award.
This is the award Victor made –
The second award is the SNEAKYFUCKER AWARD, given to me by ELAINE4QUEEN after I saw it and loved it and asked her if I could have it (see how you’ve brought me down, Victor – I’m ASKING for awards now, how much further can I sink)?
If you like the award and want one for yourself, click on it and ask Elaine – she made it herself.
This is the award Elaine made –
The next award was given to me on a ‘You show me yours, I’ll show you mine basis’. I agreed, as long as FIERCELY YOURS put MY Dotty Headbanger award higher up on her blog than Clownonfires.
This is the award Fiercely Yours made –
This next one isn’t an award it’s a freebie Facebook poster that 1pointperspective made from his own photo and I love it. He has more.
This is the poster 1point made
Next we have an award created by THE DEAD GUY in response to this page. It’s called THE FABULOUS BLOG AWARD (it’s written partly in a dead language) and I’m the FIRST TO HAVE IT and I love it. To get one of your own, go and see Dead Guy and see if you can meet the requirements.
This is the award Dead Guy made –
Next, again in response to this page, is THE HERTZ DONUT AWARD created by KC. I got it FIRST and I didn’t have to answer the questions (I wouldn’t anyway). To get your own go to KC’s blog and do as she tells you.
This is the award KC made –
Created once again in response to this page (no, I won’t stop bragging, try and make me) is an award that’s HAND-DRAWN and PHOTOGRAPHED and BRILLIANT (not only because it contains CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES but that IS the major factor in its brilliance) – it’s the TAKE WHAT YOU NEED AWARD by HELLOSAILOR. To have your own Take What You Need Award go to HelloSailor’s blog (sorry I can’t make the picture bigger).
This is the award HelloSailor made –
This is the 2nd SNEAKYFUCKER AWARD created by ELAINE and this time I didn’t have to ask for it because I EARNED IT BY BEING A SNEAKYFUCKER with the new nice Red Bin Award I created. I’m the sneakiest sneakyfucker who ever sneakyfuckered.
This is the 2nd award Elaine made –
Now this one is EXCELLENT because it has CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES in it. It’s called THE AWARD WHORE AWARD and it’s been created by MAGGIE and I love, love, love it.
N.B. Maggie didn’t actually specify a name for it, so I did.
This is the award Maggie made –
Now this little beauty is the creation of POURINGMYARTOUT and I’m sorry everyone else but this is my absolute favourite because it combines a BRICK with a CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE and a FORK! How much more ME can you get? Pure and utter genius.
P.S. I did the writing.
This is the award pouringmyartout made –
This award is called THE MOOSE SEAL OF APPROVAL and it’s been created by THE DEPRESSED MOOSE
This is the award THE DEPRESSED MOOSE made.
If anyone wants to have a go at making their own award, and if it’s a funny award, I’ll have it and put it on this page.
Look at me, I’ve become an award whore.
elaine4queen
/ April 22, 2012LIKE!!!
there should be an award for being an award whore!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear Elaine,
Good idea! Maybe someone will make one. 😉
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 22, 2012I will make you a making your own award award…
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear pmao,
YAY! I was hoping you’d make one. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 23, 2012Dear Dotty,
I have an award for you, but I don’t know how to get the damn thing out of my Clipboard. 8-( Booooooooo!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear Judith,
EXCELLENT! 🙂 Can you put it in a post or a temporary page and I can copy it from there?
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ April 23, 2012Dear Dotty,
You are awesome.
Love HS xox
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear HS,
Are you going to make an award? You’re brilliant with pictures, I love the ones you put up, they’re hilarious.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. I’ve been doing this page as you suggested, no alignment and putting writing between the pics and, fingers crossed, so far it’s working. Thank you.
🙂
Hellosailor
/ April 25, 2012Dear Dotty,
Yay!! I’m glad you are getting better at pictures!! 😀
I would really like to do an award, but I think I’m going to have to think about it for a while to make sure it is mega epic and awesome.
Love HS xoxox
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 25, 2012Dear HS
It’ll be all those things and more. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ April 29, 2012Dear Dotty,
Thank you for taking my award!!
Love HS xox
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear HS,
Thank YOU for allowing me to (and for the never-ending supply of Cumberland sausages). 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Carr party of five
/ April 24, 2012Dotty. I’m totally new to this whole blogging world..and was so surprised to find one day that *I* had been nominated. O JOY! So..my job was to go on and nominate 6 more bloggers. 3 of them were just as tickled as me…the other 3?? OMG. 2 of them completely ignored me…even though I highlighted them on my page…made sure they knew by commenting on their page…NADA. And one stopped following me. Leaving me completely and utterly confused. And sad. I think I was meant to find you on here today. Cuz I am laughing again..and not ready to shut my blog down and curl up in a fetal position. Thank you!! signed, Wanna be award whore♥
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Carr,
Hello. 🙂
A lot of people don’t like the traditional awards, me included – I don’t like nominating individuals and leaving other people out but I don’t think I’ve ever ignored an award, I always try to decline politely (if I haven’t declined anyone’s politely I apologise, I’m sorry). Some people regard them as being like chain letters (me), some people can’t be bothered doing all the requirements (me) some people see them as spam (me) but don’t let any of that stop you from participating in the award thing if you want to because LOADS and LOADS of people love receiving and giving them.
I decided to do a page displaying funny awards that can be traced back to and credited to the creator so you won’t find any of the usual awards on here but give it a few months and I bet some of them on this page become famous (around WordPress). The Golden Shatner Award is doing well right now.
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ April 24, 2012Ahhhhh…I understand. How embarrasing!! Thx for the tip…and your time*:)
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Carr,
You’re very welcome, and don’t be embarrassed, you’re new – I still can’t do pictures properly, it’s only with the very recent advice of HelloSailor that I’m managing to get them to stick where I put them on the page (fingers crossed they stay there). 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012Oh, was that the button you meant?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
You’ve got me laughing here. No, I mean the main page, it’s called ********************
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012I have pushed your dang buttons until my finger is raw and bent like a Cumberland sausage, woman! Have you ever thought that the problem might be you?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
No. It’s you.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012aaaarrrggghhh
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012I clicked 2 more buttons for a total of 5 pushes, 2 on one and 3 on the other, just in case I un-like them, one should still be ok…
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
You’re still not on the right page.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012Then I blame WordPress…
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012And I am not ever going to knock that yellow ducky off, not ever.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
Aw, go on.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012I can see my likes on every page I can get to.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
Except the one I want you to click.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 24, 2012You are insatiable… yeah, I said it.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear pmao,
What do you expect, I’m an award slut and today I’m a Like slut. Click on the big header that says Notes From A She-Hermit, that’s the one I want you to click.
Love Dotty xxx
Maggie O'C
/ May 2, 2012Ack! I forgot to name it and I was going to name it “The Award Whore Award”. Great minds….
So glad you like it, I crack me up!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 3, 2012Dear Maggie,
I thought you’d let me know if the name was wrong. But yes, great minds and all that. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
elizadolly
/ June 10, 2012Dottster I nominated you for the sunshine award.
http://elizadolly.wordpress.com/2012/06/10/sunshine-award/
It doesn’t meet your criteria but I had to because you are full of sunshine.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 10, 2012Dear Eliza,
Thank you very much. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
catpenfold
/ June 27, 2012I made you an award for being one of my favorite blogs. You can get it here (if you want). No need to display it if it clutters up your blog. Think of it as more of a shout out.
http://catpenfold.typepad.com/cats_litter_box/2012/06/top-of-the-heap.html
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear cat,
I LOVE IT. thank you very much. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
babedarla
/ July 2, 2012Oh damn, Dotty…I just got given an award and I was going to “pass it on” to you, but, now I see you probably wouldn’t like it, cause it’s a “traditional” blog award…
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 2, 2012Dear babedarla,
Thank you for thinking of me. 🙂
I opted out of all the awards right at the start because I couldn’t choose who to give them to.
Love Dotty xxx
The Depressed Moose
/ July 15, 2012Hey no fair It was all my idea she just did the techie bit from my design 😦 that hard part was the idea 🙂
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 15, 2012Dear Garry,
Oops, sorry, it was your background she created, I just went back and looked at your post. I’ll fix it.
Love Dotty xxx
The Depressed Moose
/ July 15, 2012your a sweetie 🙂 im happy you accepted my little award
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 15, 2012Dear Garry,
Fixed. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Ripley Connor
/ August 1, 2012I was going to nominate you for one of those silly WordPress awards, but I saw that you don’t like them. So screw that. Instead, I name you an honorary alien-human-terminator. It’s not an award, but like one of those fake doctorates people get after speaking at a college. Enjoy!
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 1, 2012Dear Ripley,
DOTTY THE HONORARY ALIEN-HUMAN-TERMINATOR.
I FUCKING LOVE IT.
Thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Ripley Connor
/ August 2, 2012Cool!! No one else has that award! Enjoy it!
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 2, 2012Dear Ripley,
Thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
sacha1nch1
/ September 27, 2012what a lot of lovely awards…you must be very proud; and like one must do with one’s children, you have picked a favourite
olbigjim
/ March 12, 2013Good morning! I have nominated you for two blogging awards; the Versatile Blogger Award and the Very Inspiring Blogger Award. For the rules of acceptance, please visit my blog at http://olbigjim.wordpress.com/2013/03/12/and-the-award-goes-to-me/ and then spread the good cheer.
These awards weren’t created by me, but I naturally thought of you when I received them because of the great fun I have on your pages. I hope you’ll accept them.
Ol’ Big Jim