Look at me, I’m a CARTOON! When I’m dead no one will forget me because I’ve been IMMORTALISED FOREVER by GRUMPY OLD GIT.
I like being a model. I once sat for PICASSO but he couldn’t paint hair properly and he made me look a right tramp. Grumpy Old Git has got my hair JUST RIGHT.
Go and see for yourself —
If anyone else wants me to sit for them I’ll be happy to do so. I quite fancy being a huge metal sculpture like THE ANGEL OF THE NORTH except I don’t want to go rusty so I’d have to be done in SILVER or GOLD.
Hey, I might have a go at sculpting a bust of my own HEAD in Cumberland sausage fat in time for the TURNER PRIZE! How do I do it? Is it like making a plaster cast? Yep, I think it is – I’m off to do one now.
And here’s a picture of my doorway that Anette painted!!