Dotty Immortalised


Look at me, I’m a CARTOON! When I’m dead no one will forget me because I’ve been IMMORTALISED FOREVER by GRUMPY OLD GIT.

I like being a model. I once sat for PICASSO but he couldn’t paint hair properly and he made me look a right tramp. Grumpy Old Git has got my hair JUST RIGHT.

Go and see for yourself —



Inner Peace






Dotty Of The North

Flippin ‘eck

Get it right


If anyone else wants me to sit for them I’ll be happy to do so. I quite fancy being a huge metal sculpture like THE ANGEL OF THE NORTH except I don’t want to go rusty so I’d have to be done in SILVER or GOLD.

Hey, I might have a go at sculpting a bust of my own HEAD in Cumberland sausage fat in time for the TURNER PRIZE! How do I do it? Is it like making a plaster cast? Yep, I think it is – I’m off to do one now.


And here’s a picture of my doorway that Anette painted!!

Dotty’s Doorway

Leave a comment

Write a little note to Dotty.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: