Dotty’s Shitey Family – The Whole Sorry Story


If you’re bored and you want to know what’s been going on with my family since I started this little blog, this is a page with links to the posts they’re mentioned in starting with the first, which is the one you should start with, and following on in consecutive order like a soap opera except it isn’t a soap opera because this is not a soap it’s a blog and it’s not an opera because very little singing goes on. I’ll keep adding to it as and when.


Cumberland Sausages I Love Youmentions my dear dead Daddy but only once so you don’t need to bother with this either

My Head-Shaped Brickthis one doesn’t mention my family but it’s a catalyst for all that follows

Bricks, Berserkers And Big Meaty Crawly Creaturesmeet my sister Lottie and her two girls, Prissy and Cissy aka THE BERSERKERS

Adventures In The Airing Cupboardmeet Granny Euphemia

Meine Mami Und Me (with no swearing)meet my mami

Dotty In The Doldrums (with very little swearing)a mention of my mami

Dotty In The Darkness (with lots and lots of swearing)a dark, dark day

Ssshhh, This Is A Secretpre-introduction to my brother Scotty

Dotty and Scotty Go Shoppingmy brother Scotty arrives for his visit and takes me OUT

Scotty Has Bricked Up My Front Doormore about Scotty

Dotty Can Be A Horrible Hermit When She Has To Save The World Scotty again

The Best Ever Pretend Christmas DayScotty

Packing Up My CollectionsScotty

Happy, Happy, Happy – Nothing Is Wrong At Allall gone bad

I Might Be Mental But I’m Not Stupidrealisation

Dotty’s St Valentine’s Day Massacregetting even

A Short Note About A Note From JUDASsome time later

Dotty’s Shitey Family – An Updatean update

Dotty’s Shitey Family – Another Updateanother update

Dotty Psychotty – Payback Begins the beginning of the end of something

Another Day, Another Daydream a bit about my dear dead Daddy and Judas

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang BangScotty and THE BERSERKERS

Dotty Settles The Berserkers And Tells Them A Story (A Good One)what it says in the title

Dotty and Lottie (But Not For Long)again, what it says in the title

I Cooked And Baked And Blew Up Balloons – a party

Happy Mother’s Day, Meine Mami – a poem for meine Mami

Dotty Nearly Died Last Night But Dibble Saved Her From The Mean Things – back together again

Happy Headbanger Family – We’re Like The Fucking Waltons – happy, happy times

Dotty Day Out – the day I bought my Memorial bench

Easter Eggs Are Yummy And Dotty Has Eaten A LOAD Even Though It Isn’t Easter Until Tomorrow – Easter egg eating!

Victory Is Mine – I win.

Lottie The Drunken Cow – silly witch





A Statement From The Accused – about me murdering my dead husband, Simon but you don’t need to bother with this one

A Boring Post About My Boring Dead Husband, Boring Ex-Simon Garottey – a bit about boring ex-Simon

Dead Husband Ex-Simon Garottey (Part 2) – more about ex-Simon

Dead Ex-Simon – The Mental Cruelty He Inflicted On Poor Dotty – what it says in the title

Dead Ex-Simon’s Birthday – again, what it says in the title



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  1. clownonfire

     /  February 27, 2012

    Well thank you for knowkcing at my door and letting me discover this little gem of a blog, wrote the French speaking man in a terrible English.

    • clownonfire

       /  February 27, 2012

      And no, knowkcing is NOT the Canadian spelling of knocking.

      • Dear clownonfire,
        It should be, it looks sweet. Knowkc, knowkc! Who’s there? I don’t know, I just wanted to type it.
        Love Dotty xxx

      • clownonfire

         /  February 27, 2012

        Dear Dotty,

        I have kicked all of my other best friends out and have left the spot for you.

        Thank you,

        Your new fan.

      • Dear clownonfire,
        Thank you very much indeed, but I expected no less than you wanting to be my best friend. It’s what I’m used to now. People want SO MUCH from me.
        Love Dotty xxx

    • clownonfire

       /  February 27, 2012

      You’ve been added to my blogroll.
      I hope you understand the honor that it is.
      You’re practically family. And going from best friend to family in a few hours is something that happens very rarely in one’s life.

      • Dear clown,
        Yes, I had a look and I am VERY honoured to be on your blogroll. Thank you. I’ve put you at the very top of Dotty’s Pet Blogs.
        Love Dotty xxx
        P.S. What shall we do about Great-Great-Grandfather Cuthbert? His 100th birthday is coming up soon – should we have a party or just hope he pops his clogs so we don’t have to spend any money?

  2. clownonfire

     /  February 28, 2012

    Have we looked at his “will” recently before we take any rash decision?

  3. clownonfire

     /  February 29, 2012

    I’ll think of you each time I wear them.


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