I’ve made a new blog. It’s becoming a habit when I get too antsy and mental. Blog, blog, blog.
This is it, if you’re interested —
All posts tagged britain
Another New Dotty Blog
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on September 11, 2012
https://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/2012/09/11/another-new-dotty-blog/
£148m Euromillions Winners Say It Won’t Change Them
The couple who won the Euromillions jackpot on Friday were just on the BBC News.
He doesn’t want to give up the music shop he owns.
They MIGHT buy a new house. At the end of the report, the reporter said “they said they won’t let it change them.” Meaning their win.
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY BUY A TICKET IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN?
If you don’t want your life to change DON’T BUY A TICKET. Leave the tickets for those of us who DO want our lives to change.
Am I jealous? YES I FUCKING WELL AM JEALOUS.
That was MY jackpot.
MY £148M.
Would I have let it change me?
FUCK, YES.
It’s not fair.
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on August 14, 2012
https://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/2012/08/14/148m-euromillions-winners-say-it-wont-change-them/
I’m In A Bad Mood
I’m fucking foaming.
I want to batter someone.
THE BASTARD HITLER CAMERON, that’s who I want to batter.
With a metal bar, a big heavy rusty diseasy METAL BAR.
And all his TORY CABINET DEMONS, I want to batter them.
And all the FUCKING SANCTIMONIOUS MIDDLE-CLASS BASTARDS who voted THE CUNT into power.
Because that’s what he is, a CUNT.
I hate that word.
I never use it.
You won’t find it ANYWHERE in the posts or comments I’ve made, it’s the foulest, nastiest word in the English language but it’s the only appropriate word for him because he’s the FOULEST NASTIEST FUCKER in the country.
CAMERON THE CUNT.
If karma does exist and if it’s true that what goes around comes around, he’s in for it, BIG time. If the additional suffering he’s causing to people is added up and given back to him HE WILL SCREAM FOR ALL ETERNITY.
Roll on eternity.
CUNT.
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on July 28, 2012
https://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/2012/07/28/im-in-a-bad-mood/
Yorkshire 2012 Olympickles
I thought I’d make a nice picture for tonight’s
OPENING CEREMONY of the OLYMPICKLES.
I’ll be ignoring the rest of it.
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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on July 27, 2012
https://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/2012/07/27/yorkshire-2012-olympickles/
Happy 5th July To All Americans
Okay, you’ve had long enough with this Independence shite to realise it’s time to come home to Mummy. We’ll have you back under our rule on one condition – you never, ever, ever allow
SIMON FUCK-FACE COWELL
or GORDON PLASTIC-FACE RAMSAY
to come back to Britain. You can do what you want with them.
In return, we’ll allow you to give us all your money, land, property and apple pie recipes.
Deal??
(you know you want to).
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on July 5, 2012
https://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/2012/07/05/happy-5th-july-to-all-americans/
Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Slimey D. Scameron, The Sea Pig Prime Minister
Slimey D. Scameron is one of the most hated
Prime Ministers Britain has ever known.
This is the story of his life.
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BABY SLIMEY
Slimey D. Scameron was neglected from a very early age.
Left out in the cold in all weathers, not a bonnet to keep his
tentacles warm, he knew that life would always be a
terrible struggle for him.
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SCHOOLBOY SCAMERON
Waiting for his dinner in the dining hall of his boarding school,
Slimey D. Scameron dreaded the bullying taunts of his classmates.
Every single miserable day, when his dinner arrived and he started
to tuck in to the lovely grub, the name-calling began —
‘Scameron sea-pig the soup-sucker!’
Fat Scameron the sausage snaffler!
‘Gluttony hoggy food-pig!‘
and every single miserable day he left the dining hall in tears .
Poor Slimey D. Scameron.
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SCAMERON THE STUDENT
Ignored and despised by scholars and professors,
Slimey D. Scameron spent his student years alone.
No wild, druggy parties for Slimey D. Scameron! No floozies!
No flights of fancy! No fun!
Just loneliness and misery and a longing for the day
when he could shoot them all.
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PRIME MINISTER SCAMERON
He didn’t shoot the college up! Slimey D. Scameron found a better
way to get his own back on EVERYONE.
He became the PRIME MINISTER.
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SLIMEY D. SCAMERON WITH THE QUEEN
And this is Slimey D. Scameron today,
walking companion of The Queen,
SUCCESSFUL and UNTOUCHABLE.
But at night, in bed, he still cries and cries
and sobs and sobs because with all his status
and power PEOPLE STILL CALL HIM NAMES.
Poor, poor Slimey D. Scameron.
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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on June 24, 2012
https://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/2012/06/24/shitey-sunday-picture-post-slimey-d-scameron-the-sea-pig-prime-minister/
Jubilee, Jubilee, Jubilee
For the Jubilee I’ve made a Photoshop picture, the second one I’ve ever made, and the first one I’ve done without any help. It’s crap but I like it and Kumblant loves it – he got to wear the diamonds. And he was allowed to eat the corgis when we’d finished.
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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on June 4, 2012
https://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/2012/06/04/jubilee-jubilee-jubilee/
THE BIG BLOG COLLECTION
Dotty’s New Blog
ALL THE SHITEY SUNDAYS
Sister Agony Auntie Dotty’s Problem Page
I LIKE THIS PICTURE
SWEAR SWEAR SWEAR AT JEMIMA
FOR AMERICANS ONLY
Dotty Headbanger’s Shitey Family – The Whole Sorry Story
A Very Nice Picture Of Kumblant
Dotty’s Doo Wop Collection
DOTTY BOOK REVIEWS
Mucky Ducky & Fucky Ducky – Poetry in motion
DOTTY’S PET BLOGS
DOTTY FILM REVIEWS
THE DOTTY HEADBANGER AWARD
THE BRICK & SAUSAGE AWARD
A Dotty Award
THE BEST EVER BLOGGING AWARD WITH BINS IN THE PICTURE
DOTTY’S COLLECTED COUNTRIES
Creepy & Freaky But True
FED UP OF FACEBOOK?
DOTTY PAVAROTTI, THE SINGING FISH
KILL ME NOW, I’M AN AWARD SLUT
ANYONE WANT TO ARGUE?
Really Shitey Shite
Cumberland Sausages I Love You
