Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Llamas And Their Hairstyles

 

This Shitey Sunday Picture Post is all about LLAMAS AND THEIR HAIRSTYLES. Llama hair is a big money-raking part of the animal beauty industry along with pig plastic surgery (liposuction, tummy tucks, nose jobs), nail care for birds of prey (French polishing is very popular at the moment), and skincare for elephants and other dry animals, (Note: Non of the products are tested on humans. They swear they’re not).

 

 

THE OXFORD FLOP

for the young, educated llama who knows about

lonely clouds and daffodils.

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THE POM-POM

for that special occasion

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THE BUFFALO

I AM a buffalo. I AM.

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THE CATWALK

London. Paris. Milan. New York.

(Please can I have a biscuit? Please? Just one?)

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THE DISCO BOFF

Yes sir, I can boogey

all night looooooong.

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THE SID VICIOUS

It’s a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING

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THE GAWKY GEEK

It’s not fair. I try to fit in, but they don’t want me.

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THE SUPREME

Because I’m worth it.

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SHORT BACK AND SIDES

Hello. My name’s Andrew and I like cricket.

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THE TOUSLED DONKEY

eeee-aww, eeee-aww, eeee-aww

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Shitey Sunday Sausage Picture Post

Cumberland Sausages. Did you know I love them?

I can spell my favourite words with them.

I can watch them live free in the wild fields of Cumberland.

and seeing as it’s Sunday, I can appreciate their spiritual beliefs.

I love my Cumberland sausages. I want them to be perfect

so I applied for this job and got it –

Hip hip hooray

A Cumberland sausage a day

Will keep the mentals away

Oh happy happy day

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