I’ve been bored out of my skull today waiting for the universe to die so I’ve made a new award AND IT’S A NICE AWARD because I thought I’d better be nice for a change in case there IS a god.
This is my new award
See how nice I’ve been? I think I’ve been EXCEPTIONALLY NICE, nice enough to get me into HEAVEN if there IS a god.
There are two requirements to having this award –
1 — You have to CLICK ON THIS LINK AND THEN PRESS LIKE
2 — You have to CLICK ON THIS LINK AND ADD YOUR BLOG
If you’ve already done these two things you are BRILLIANT and I award you my new award which is a very, very classy award, if I do say so myself. If you haven’t already done these two things GO AND DO THEM.
When (notice I’m not saying ‘if’) you put it on your own site, you can set your own conditions to manipulate your readers into doing what you want them to do.
Go forth, my acolytes, and continue being brilliant.
Notes From A She-Hermit ©™® 
Victor Tookes
/ April 28, 2012I’d like to thank everyone responsible for my receipt of this amazing award. Dotty, for being completely and utterly mental, and myself for my constant, never ending, undying love for her, and of course, myself for being awesome enough to win such a prestigious award.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 28, 2012Dear Victor,
You are brilliant and deserving. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 28, 2012Dear Dotty,
You got it!
Love, Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 28, 2012Dear Judith,
And so have you, my brilliant friend. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 28, 2012Dear Dotty,
Be careful! You never know how big my head will blow up when someone compliments me.
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 28, 2012Dear Judith,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
POP.
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ April 29, 2012Oooooh. Can I has?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear PAZ,
Most certainly, madamoiselle. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ April 29, 2012Dotty, Dotty, Dotty,……I had the perfect comment for you and then I clicked on the three red bins and didn’t my comment disappear!! I know better but before I knew it my brilliant comment was GONE!!!! Disappeared into the abyss of lost comments just like my dead brain cells gone and “lost…forever lost” ( like Scotty said on that Star Trek episode). I am so mad ( and drunk like most Saturday nights because I am an alcoholic,,,LOL) because of the brilliance of my comment that you will never be able to read. I will have to die now. In any case, I do like the red bins as opposed to our boring green and blue bins here.
Love Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Don’t die – your comment came to me in a dream last night – in DOTTISH! I know what you said, but I’m having a bit of foggy brain day today and translation is beyond me – but yes, it was a BRILLIANT comment, it SHONE with brilliance, it was FUCKING BRILLIANTLY BRILLIANT.
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ April 29, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’ll try not to die today. DOTTISH is a language that only geniuses can understand and sometimes I think that is what I am hearing my brain speak when I am laying on the floor in a heap wondering how I got there. Sorry you are in a brain fog today. I am not surprised with all the rain you are still getting. Will you be building a boat soon?
Love Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear Dorothy,
I don’t like boats, they scare me. So does big water – I can’t swim – when all the other children at school were doing swimming lessons my teacher let me stay behind and paint a life-size cardboard pillarbox (in pillarbox red).
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ April 29, 2012i bow down to you oh master of manipulation 🙂
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear Brick,
You’re a BRILLIANT pupil. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
candidaabrahamson
/ April 29, 2012Very clever–and a whole lot of fun!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear Candida,
Hello, welcome and thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ April 29, 2012Dear Dotty,
Thank you for being brilliant!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
Thank you. And thank YOU for being brilliant. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
elaine4queen
/ April 29, 2012thank you, thank you, thank you.
i’d like to thank my dog, my boyfriend, and my internet connection. dear dotty, i don’t have the words. *tear in eye*. what a cunning way to get ALL THE READERS to get their click on on your front page. if you didn’t already have the sneakyfucker award i’d have to give it to you for that. of course, there’s nothing stopping you having two. would you like another? i could do a new graphic for variety.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear Elaine,
Ooooh, yes please, I’d love another one. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
elaine4queen
/ April 29, 2012sneakyfuckery, or just another award in general?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear Elaine,
sneaky fuckery!! I love it too much NOT to have another one. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
elaine4queen
/ April 29, 2012done!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear Elaine,
My second sneakyfucker award.
I LOVE IT.
It’s on the Award Slut page now.
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
elaine4queen
/ April 29, 2012of your VERY OWN!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear Elaine,
YAY! 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ April 29, 2012Dear Dotty,
Thank you very much for the Red Bin Award, I think it’s amazing. I love red and I have a red bin myself. I have added it to my awards page and I just wanted to let you know I finally pulled my finger out and made my own award…… http://sailorcarrie.wordpress.com/2012/04/29/hello-sailors-take-what-you-need-award/ I hope you like it and that you take it to put on your page, you award slut, you 😉
Love from Hello Sailor xox
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear HS,
I LOVE IT. 🙂
It’s on the page now — GO AND SEE IT EVERYBODY. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
thebaldwinpoet.wordpress.com
/ April 29, 2012Waiting for the “universe to die”…I can’t stop laughing. My cat thinks I’m a nutter. Actually, you speak the truth. I think we are all waiting for things to be shaken up a bit. The solar flares are supposed to hit this May…only bad thing is they are supposed to knock out all the computers, so what the heck are we bloggers supposed to do then. I’ll tell you, we’ll have to taken paper to pen and start working on the sequel to “Wuthering Heights”, that’s what!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 29, 2012Dear tbp,
The other week I gave little Emily my old laptop – the battery only lasts approximately 2 hours and she got fed up of having to come down to my house 4 times a day to recharge it so she went back to using pen and paper. But now she’s bedridden (and recovering!) she’s asked if she can have it back because she’s sick of the inkspots on her sheets (Branwell’s doing all the back and forth charging-up trips). Do you think the solar flares will affect little Emily’s laptop?
Love Dotty xxx
thebaldwinpoet.wordpress.com
/ April 29, 2012Dear Dotty:
I think not. She’s the exception. Little Emily is safe…but for the rest of us it’s curtains.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 30, 2012Dear tbp,
Phew. I wonder if I can trick the internet into going there.
Love Dotty xxx
livinginfairyland
/ May 2, 2012You don’t want God to like you too much, otherwise he’ll start lobbying to get you up there with him. NOT where you want to be right now (possibly).
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 2, 2012Dear lifl,
I don’t think so. If I’d made a One Red Jesus award maybe he’d have taken notice of me.
Love Dotty xxx
bpshielsy
/ May 3, 2012I clicked ‘like’ twice. Once took me off your page as I’d already clicked ‘like’ & thought you’d be so annoyed I clicked ‘like’ again. So in actual fact I’ve clicked ‘like’ 3 times for a page were you initially didn’t even want ‘likes’.
Do I get an award for this or am I just STUPID!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 3, 2012Dear shielsy,
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Yes, you can have the award for giving me a laugh on what’s been a miserable day. Thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
bpshielsy
/ May 3, 2012Aww sorry today was shitty… roll on tomorrow!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 3, 2012Dear shielsy,
🙂 Thanks.
Love Dotty xxx
magicallymad
/ May 7, 2012Dearest Dotty,
I am confused. I am “following” your blog but when I go to access “Blogs I follow” yours doesn’t show up, either under your name or under “Notes from a She-Hermit”. Sadly, an Immigration Overlord’s expertise doesn’t provide expertise in things-cyber? Any ideas?
Love,
Magic
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear Magic,
I have some followers who are the same, they’re not included in the total of followers, they don’t show up on the Blogs I Follow page either. It’s WordPress, they’re shite.
Love Dotty xxx
magicallymad
/ May 7, 2012Bleeding hell!!!
I mean:
Dear Dotty,
Bleeding hell! Or, I want to use an accent – BLEEdin ‘ELL!
Love,
Magic
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear Magic,
I know. Swearing in accents is good. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
paralaxvu
/ May 21, 2012I got so excited about this award that I went right over to my blog and posted about it. Unfortunately, as brilliant as I am, I neglected to save it before I posted about your other award. And it was a really brilliant post. *sigh* So I’ll hafta go back and try again. Just to let you know that if it sucks it’s because I used all of my brilliance on the first one…
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 22, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
Thank you. 🙂
Your brilliance will regenerate itself and make an even more brilliant post than the brillian post you lost.
Love Dotty xxx
Kathy V.
/ May 31, 2012I can only hope to be truly worthy of this award. Its presence in my sidebar will serve as a reminder to me that I must strive for excellence, or at least strive to not write utter shit.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Kathy,
Sometimes utter shit is what people want – take this blog for example. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx