For the Jubilee I’ve made a Photoshop picture, the second one I’ve ever made, and the first one I’ve done without any help. It’s crap but I like it and Kumblant loves it – he got to wear the diamonds. And he was allowed to eat the corgis when we’d finished.
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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on June 4, 2012
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Victor Tookes
/ June 4, 2012Yum, Corgi stew! I haven’t had a decent Corgi dish since last time I was in china.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear Victor,
I’ve never had corgi but Kumblant said it tastes like chicken.
Love Dotty xxx
Sword-chinned bitch
/ June 4, 2012For a second there I thought you said Kumblant said it tastes like children.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Swordy,
I thought he said that too, but then I thought, nah, he couldn’t have, he MUST have said chicken…
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ June 4, 2012Great job dear Dotty!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear PAZ,
Thank you. (It’s shite, but I had a laugh doing it.) 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
travelladywithbaby
/ June 4, 2012I fell off my chair from laughing too hard, I love it Dotty!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear tlwb,
Thank you. I might ring the Palace and ask if they’d like to buy it.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ June 4, 2012That is astounding. I still say he looks like… never mind…
And I thought Cumberland sausages were made from corgis…
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear pmao,
No, it’s Americans who make their sausages out of dogs. You even CALL them dogs.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ June 5, 2012Good point.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear pmao,
Yep.
Love Dotty xxx
kzackuslheureux
/ June 4, 2012Dear Dotty,
You are the reigning queen of hilarity!
Love Exceedingly,
Alphabet
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Alphabet,
Thank you. I think I’m in the running for the Turner prize. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
therabbitholez
/ June 4, 2012Love it..no street party for me…..lol
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear trh,
Me neither – even if my street had wanted a party they couldn’t, the gas board have made big holes everywhere.
Love Dotty xxx
Lady Marilyn Kay Dennis
/ June 4, 2012Her Majesty seems to need some serious reconstruction work. Whatever happened to her? Perhaps she should read the llama post and consider a new hairstyle. The corgis are beautiful. The one on the right is wearing very sophisticated make-up. The one on the left is more “au naturel”.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Lady Dennis,
I think she’s a bit tired and frayed from all the celebrations. I’ll send her hairdresser a picture of The Pom-Pom.
Love Dotty xxx
robincoyle
/ June 4, 2012That scared the crap about of me.
robincoyle
/ June 4, 2012out, not about. oops.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Robin,
I know, those corgis look FIERCE, don’t they?
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ June 4, 2012Dear Dotty,
Excellent use of photoshop. Kumblant looks very fetching!
Love you,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Judith,
He does, doesn’t he?
Love you too. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ June 5, 2012😎
DeeDee
/ June 4, 2012What is this Jubilee business of which you speak? Are there Cumberland sausages involved?
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear DeeDee,
Yes, the Queen ordered free Cumberland sausages for the whole country. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ June 4, 2012It’s funny and a little unnerving. What more could you want?
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Misfit,
Payment?
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ June 5, 2012Will a sausage dinner do?
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Misfit,
Hmmm – go on then.
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ June 5, 2012Would if I could. I’ll have to owe you one.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Misfit,
I’ve written out the IOU and sent Kumblant to post it through your letterbox. If you hear scratching at your front door, ignore it.
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ June 5, 2012I’m in Africa, the Tokoloshe will make sausages of little Kumblant. But I hope he makes it. I like scratchings too.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Misfit,
I used to like pork scratchings until I found a hair on one.
Love Dotty xxx
Darren
/ June 4, 2012I’d never noticed before, but queenie has a bit of the blackadder about her!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Darren,
Well, there was that rumour about Blackadder and Queen Elizabeth I…
Love Dotty xxx
thewhitetrashgourmet
/ June 5, 2012Dotty – it made me laugh so apparently you did something right.
Cheers!
TWTG
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear twtg,
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ June 5, 2012Dear Dotty,
Very well done. My photoshop skills are terrible. Kumblant’s hairdresser has done a wonderful job with the weather being the way it is lately. Oh….poor little Corgis. I hope he got indigestion. And he’s going to have one hell of a time passing those crowns.
Love Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Dorothy,
He ate the hairdresser too, and the caterers, but we don’t really talk about that, it upsets him…
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ June 5, 2012They’re okay to eat but the poor Corgis, no…..
🙂
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Dorothy,
I’ll keep him away from corgis in future. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ June 5, 2012Dear Dotty,
Last night I dreamed that I went to visit an old friend, and Kumblant answered the door.
He seems to enjoy playing with sharp knives.
Love, Missus Tribble xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
I hope he made you welcome and didn’t try to eat you! I’ll give him a good talking to if he did.
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ June 5, 2012Dear Dotty,
He offered me tea and a Pot Noodle, and then he took me to the pub. He didn’t try to eat anyone.
Love, Missus Tribble xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
Phew!
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Was it a Beefy Pot Noodle or a Chicken & Mushroom?
Missus Tribble
/ June 5, 2012It was a beef Pot Noodle. How did you know? 🙂
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
Skill. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
the howler and me
/ June 5, 2012Dear Dotty,
What a hoot! I love it!
Love,
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear the howler and me,
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Phil
/ June 5, 2012Huh! Looks like years of whooping it up, swinging from the chandeliers and sipping champagne from the royal shoe collection have taken a little bit of a toll on the Queen. Any chance she might consider replacing the Royal Plastic Surgeon?
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Phil,
I could lend her one of mine, I think I’ve got a couple in my collection of Americans – I don’t lend my objects to just anyone though, she’d have to pay me and give me a couple of diamond tiaras as a goodwill gesture.
Love Dotty xxx
ziggyshortcrust
/ June 5, 2012Well done for mastering Photoshop all by yourself Dotty. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it put to finer use.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Ziggy,
Someone told me the basics of what to do, or I wouldn’t have been able to do it. If I make a mistake I panic and think I’ve fucked my picture!
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ June 6, 2012PMAO would be so proud!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Brick,
I think he is. I think him calling me a monster is his way of showing it. 😉
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ June 6, 2012If you get to good at it, he might start to get jealous too
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 6, 2012Dear Brick,
oooh, that’s an idea. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx