Don’t Die Of Shock Everyone – Dotty Has Accepted An Award

It’s the GOLDEN SHATNER AWARD

and I’ve accepted it from VICTOR TOOKES

whose blog you can find HERE,

because I like William Shatner, he’s stupid, and all you have to do is give the award

to four people. But I still can’t choose, there’s LOADS OF YOU I want to give it to.

So TAKE IT

EVERYBODY

I SPECIFICALLY AWARD IT TO ALL OF YOU

not like my own award

The Dotty Headbanger Award For Being Mental & Loving It

which you award to yourself –

this time I’m specifically choosing to specifically award

EVERYBODY this lovely award and if I could be bothered I’d do

links to all your blogs but I can’t be bothered so I won’t.

P.S. It has a big, better picture for those of you who can do big pictures without shagging up

your blog (not me, I fuck it all up with pictures) and you’ll find the big picture

at Victor’s blog if you click on the link I put in at the top.

P.P.S. They got me in the end.

P.P.P.S. No more and never again.

42 Comments

by Dotty Headbanger on April 17, 2012 • Permalink

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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on April 17, 2012

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42 Comments

clownonfire
/ April 17, 2012

Dotty,
William Shatner is a fellow Montrealer. His igloo stands beside ours.
I’m also proud of you. Congrats.
Le Clown

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear clown,
  
  Congratulations to you too for having such a famous neighbour and for accepting his award. 🙂
  
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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  - clownonfire
    / April 17, 2012
    
    Dotty,
    You actually made me laugh. Stupid laughter.
    Le Clown
  - Dotty Headbanger
    / April 17, 2012
    
    Dear clown,
    
    Stupid Shatner. 🙂
    
    Love Dotty xxx
maggiemyklebust
/ April 17, 2012

Let me be the first to congratulate you Dotty…well deserved!

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear Maggie,
  
  And let me be the first to congratulate YOU … we’ve ALL been awarded it now. 🙂
  
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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Dorothy
/ April 17, 2012

Dear Dotty,
I will come out of my self-imposed gardening soil haze to congratulate you for accepting this award. I have to agree William Shatner is a nut but a loveable nut!
Dorothy

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear Dorothy,
  
  Thank you, and congratulations to you too. 🙂
  
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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Veggiewitch
/ April 17, 2012

Dearest Dotty,
Congratulations!
You are such a generous friend.
Much love,
Veggiewitch ♥

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear Veggiewitch,
  
  Congratulations to you too. 🙂
  
  Love Dotty xxx
  
  P.S. If I wasn’t a She-Hermit we could have a big congratulations party. But I am, so we can’t.
  
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kzackuslheureux
/ April 17, 2012

Dear Dotty,
If Le Clown was really neighbors with Bill, he wouldn’t go addressing him with a full name. Pathetic! No, Bill is my buddy, and I’m glad you awarded as you are sincerely as golden as ol’ Bill. (My buddy; just ask Toulouse.)
Love,
Alphabet

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kzackuslheureux
/ April 17, 2012

**Yuck, I hate my computer today! It was to say, “….you were awarded, as you …”
Totally stupid girl, stupid, stupid, can I stop hitting my forehead now?

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear Alphabet,
  
  Yes, stop hitting your head unless you’re shaping a brick and you’ve reached a crucial lump – you were correct with ‘you awarded’ too because I did award it to EVERYONE including you, so congratulations. 🙂
  
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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KC
/ April 17, 2012

Shatner is a dick. He’s so full of himself he’s overflowing. And what’s so great about him, anyway? His part as an asshole captain of a mysogynistic ship in a formulaic series? Meh.
Nyota Uhura was the only interesting character on that show, and, to quote someone or other…”The only black character in the show…and they made her a telephone operator!”

Thanks for the award, anyway. Always wanted a pic of a dick to draw mustaches and such on.

Grats,
Dutch

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear Dutch,
  
  Star Trek? Who cares about that? I liked William in the Kellogs All Bran adverts. 🙂
  
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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  - KC
    / April 17, 2012
    
    *snorts* Funny girl… :p
    
    Dutch
travelladywithbaby
/ April 17, 2012

Congratulations! Shatner always scared the frick’n sh*% out of me growing up!

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear tlwb,
  
  Congratulations to you too. You can let him scare the shite out of you on your blog. 😉
  
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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Ink. [Anette]
/ April 17, 2012

Dear Dottz,
Congratulations on your award and for being healthily mental. Wasn’t Shatner a pornstar in the 1970’s or was that another Shatner?

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear Anette,
  
  I don’t know, I just know he did the Kellogs All Bran adverts. You can have him too.
  
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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  - Ink. [Anette]
    / April 17, 2012
    
    Thanks Dotty, you are a generous hermit.
  - Dotty Headbanger
    / April 17, 2012
    
    Dear Anette,
    
    You’re welcome. 🙂
    
    Love Dotty xxx
cooper
/ April 17, 2012

congrats. i guess it’s better than the ensign chekov award…

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear cooper,
  You’ve got him too. 🙂
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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judithatwood
/ April 17, 2012

Dear Dotty,

I believe you’ve more than met the requirements — don’t even think about it! And congratulations — Bill Shatner is a fascinating man to use for an award!

Love you, kid, 😎

Judith

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear Judith,
  
  I just typed Dear Dotty instead of Dear Judith – I only noticed when I reached the Y and wondered why your name had ended before the sixth letter. Congratulations to you, too . 🙂
  
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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  - judithatwood
    / April 17, 2012
    
    Dear Dotty,
    
    Thanks, honey. If that kind of thing didn’t happen every once in a while, think how bored we’d be!
    
    Love you,
    
    Judith
  - Dotty Headbanger
    / April 18, 2012
    
    Dear Judith,
    
    😎
    
    Love Dotty xxx
robincoyle
/ April 17, 2012

I just fell over in a dead faint.

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 17, 2012
  
  Dear Zombie Robin,
  
  It’s a MIRACLE. The dead can type. 🙂
  
  Love Dotty xxx
  
  P.S. Take William, he’s yours. I’m getting bored of his fat face.
  
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pouringmyartout
/ April 18, 2012

I will cherish it always…

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psychowatcher
/ April 18, 2012

Congrats To ALL!

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introvertedblogger
/ April 18, 2012

Couldn’t go to a better Shattner.

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saradraws
/ April 18, 2012

Dear Dotty,
Welcome to the shady business of awardingdom.
I like George Takei, but I’ll happily accept William Shatner, because he’s also funny.
With gratitude,
s

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 18, 2012
  
  Dear Sara,
  YAY, someone’s taken him.
  I like George Takei too – we put him in the jungle to entertain us in I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. 🙂
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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Hellosailor
/ April 20, 2012

Dear Dotty,
Have you seen this?? Is it anything to do with you???? http://trekmovie.com/2011/04/21/photos-of-william-shatner-receiving-honorary-headbanger-award/
Love HS
xx

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / April 21, 2012
  
  Dear HS,
  Branches of the Headbanger family reach far and wide into areas I know nothing about. I think this might be something to do with Childebert, Scotty’s eldest son.
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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  - Hellosailor
    / April 21, 2012
    
    Dear Dotty,
    Awesome stuff, glad to see the Headbanger family keep up the good name nationwide.
    Love HS xoxox
  - Dotty Headbanger
    / April 21, 2012
    
    Dear HS,
    
    🙂
    
    Love Dotty xxx