I’ve eaten a lot of Cumberland sausages today because I’ve been bored out of my skull and my eye still hurts. I don’t know WHY Sundays are so boring, they’re just the same as every other day for me, here in my house, because I CAN’T GO OUT, but there’s a boring Sunday feeling to Sundays that I don’t get on the other days.
tO RELIEVE SOME OF THIS shitey boredom, i’M WRITING THIS SENTENCE WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON SWITCHED ON, but i’M ALSO USING THE SHIFT BUTTON IN TWO WAYS, FIRSTLY i’M USING IT JUST AS i WOULD IF THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON WASN’T SWITCHED ON, AND SECONDLY i’M USING IT AS A shouty tool EXCEPT IT DOESN’T look to be working because this part looks more like a whisper than a shout. wHAT DO YOU THINK?
i’M GOING TO MAKE SOME MORE cUMBERLAND SAUSAGES. i MIGHT AS WELL STUFF MYSELF UNTIL i can’t fucking move.
I AM SOOOOO FUUUUUCKING BORED. BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED
Where’s my brick?
Notes From A She-Hermit ©™® 
Dorothy
/ March 11, 2012I know the feeling, specially the part about stuffing my face until I can’t move! AND YES, IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE SHOUTING WHEN YOU USED THE CAPS LOCKED EVEN WITH THE SHIFTY THINGIE….OR whatever it’s called.
Dot
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 11, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Yes, I know it looks like shouting with the Caps Lock on, but I was doing it all in MIRROR BLOGGING to see if it worked the other way round. But obviously it didn’t.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Do you want a Cumberland sausage?
clownonfire
/ March 11, 2012I like your post.
Not so much our boredom.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 11, 2012Dear clown,
We could sing a duet.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 12, 2012♪ There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I’ve never been one of them. ♬
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear clown,
♪ There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I’ve never been one of them. ♬
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 12, 2012Dotty,
We can now cross “duet” off our list.
CoF
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear clown,
We’ll sing a round (counterpoint).
♬ Inky plinky plonky
My father had a donkey
My father died
The donkey cried
Inky plinky plonky ♬
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 12, 2012♬ Inky plinky plonky
♬ Inky plinky plonky
My father had a donkey
My father had a donkey
My father died
My father died
The donkey cried
The donkey cried
Inky plinky plonky ♬
Inky plinky plonky ♬
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear clown,
I have to shut up now, the neighbours are banging on the wall again. Noisy fuckers.
Love Dotty xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear clown,
I meant to say thank you for the sing-a-long but I forgot.
Love Dotty xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Me,
I’m not bored now, we’re 3 minutes into Monday.
Love Me xxx
robincoyle
/ March 12, 2012You stay up too late.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Robin,
I tried to go to sleep but it was too boring.
Love Dotty xxx
robincoyle
/ March 12, 2012Ha ha! As always, you make me laugh!
judithatwood
/ March 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
I am sorry to see that you are so bored — when I started reading the post, the first thing I thought about was your brick. I hope you found it. And of course, Sunday may be the day to try some new Cumberland sausage recipes — Cumberland Sausage casseroles, and Cumberland Sausage pies; of course, all the ingredients will have to be Cumberland Sausages! Let me know if it works, okay? Love, Judith 😎
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Judith,
I did, I found my brick but using it made my eye throb even more so I didn’t have long on it. I’ll do the new recipes next Saturday so that on next Sunday when I’m bored again I’ll have loads of good Cumberland sausage things to ram in my face. :-0 I hope this little smiley face man comes out because I want to see if he has a sausage-shaped hole for a mouth.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’m sorry — she didn’t come out. Try this :o. Actually that could end up being quite obscene; so much fun!
I hope your eye feels better soon! Perhaps if you put your Cumberland Sausage thingy back in there, it will help. Who knows?
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Judith,
How do I do it? How do I do it?
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 12, 2012The face thingy is made with a colon and a small o. Night!
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Judith,
You know me too well – or you’re super-fast at typing, or you’re psychic. Thank you. 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 :O
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’m only fast because I think the same way you do — how scary is that?
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Judith,
Don’t worry, I’m not scared. 😮
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 12, 2012Yay!! 😎
Dorothy
/ March 12, 2012If I get a Cumberland sausage can I hit my doctor round the head with it?
Dot
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Dorothy,
No you can’t, that’s a waste of a good Cumberland sausage. Buy a big hammer.
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ March 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
If you get bored next Sunday I found some games you can play with a brick http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/7-games-you-can-play-with-brick.html
Love from HelloSailor xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Hellosailor,
Thank you for trying to help me next Sunday, but I can only play one game on that list, “Jump Over The Brick”. I’d like to play the others, “Truth Or Brick” in particular, but I don’t have any friends to play with because little Emily hasn’t been here since she did her Book Review post. And that “Brick Conquerors” game is just sadistic – who would want to do something like that to a poor, innocent brick?
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ March 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
I think out of all of them “Jump over the brick” looks the most fun. I recon I could play that for hours, jumping over things is fun.
One of my teachers at school had a pet brick. It was called Percy. I think its mean to beat up bricks, they have feelings too.
Love Hellosailor xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Hellosailor,
People who beat up bricks should be stoned to death.
Love Dotty xxx
The Uncle In The Attic
/ March 12, 2012Dearest Dotty,
“Where’s my brick?” made me laugh out loud. Sundays are tirelessly outside days for which I am also inside. Here comes another season.
Uncle
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Uncle,
I know. I used to love Springtime but now I don’t, except for the light mornings when it’s all quiet and sometimes I can go into the garden for a little while before the neighbours rise from their pits.
Love Dotty xxx
cobyjean
/ March 12, 2012You know where to come if you’re bored. I’ll set you up a lawn chair and you can watch me go at it with You Know Who xo
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 13, 2012Dear Gobby,
I’ll help you as long as I can have face-punching and strangling. You can do the rest.
Love Dotty xxx
butimbeautiful
/ March 13, 2012Hey look, try a DIFFERENT sort of sausage, and use the alt button more, maybe some of those F keys? That ought to bring surprise back into your life.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 13, 2012Dear butimbeautiful,
AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! Your heretic horrible words almost boiled my eyeballs. Now listen to me and listen well – NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER MENTION OTHER SAUSAGES TO ME AGAIN, THEY ARE SHITE AND THEY ARE FULL OF PIG FACE. Now go away and think about what I’ve told you and when you’re ready you can come back and apologise.
Love Dotty xxx
PS I don’t know what the alt button does and I use the F key a lot because it’s the first letter of FUCK
pouringmyartout
/ May 29, 2012You are scary when you are bored. Poke yourself in the eye with a sausage.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 29, 2012Dear pmao,
Good thinking, Batman! 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 29, 2012Ha, simmer down, Robin.