I never post three posts in one day because you all (y’all) will get fed up with me and unfollow me and leave me here all on my todd again if I annoy you with loads of posts, but I’m so amazed at the amount of VIEWS I’ve had today that I had to do another one just to say
THANK YOU FOR READING MY LITTLE BLOG EVERYONE
Today has been my busiest day with 626 views (FINAL TOTAL) which is a MASSIVE leap from 361 views which was my previous busiest day total. Now that might not seem like a lot to you big super bloggers who get thousands and thousands of views per day but to me it’s MAGIC! WONDERFUL! ASTOUNDING! Truly, it amazes me.
And it also amazes me how much you all (y’all) like SWEARING.
I LOVE IT!
EDIT EDIT EDIT – FINAL TOTAL 626 views. I AM FUCKING GOBSMACKED. 🙂
Here’s a little present for you – a picture –
Here a packet of sweets for you to eat, my present to you for reading my little blog. Thank you and I hope you like them.
Notes From A She-Hermit ©™® 
clownonfire
/ March 31, 2012Dotty,
All I can say is FUCK yeah.
Your blog is the real shit.
And I am telling everyone once in for all…
READY? You’ve read it her first:
DOTTY’S BLOG IS LE CLOWN’S FAVOURITE. ALL AROUND.
There,
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 31, 2012🙂 Dear clown, 🙂
🙂 Thank you. 🙂
🙂 Look, I’m all fucking smiley 🙂
🙂 Love Dotty the Fuck xxx 🙂
clownonfire
/ March 31, 2012Dotty,
I like that you know.
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 31, 2012Dear clown,
I like that you know I know. You know.
Love Dotty the Shitey xxx
clownonfire
/ April 1, 2012Dotty,
Did you see the amount of typos I did professing my love for your blog?
Fucking shameful, eh?
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear clown,
HORRENDOUS.
When cooper returns the paper bag I lent him I’ll give it to you to wear for the day.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 1, 2012Dotty,
I will make the paper bag proud with my shame.
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear clown,
As you should.
Love Dotty xxx
the howler and me
/ March 31, 2012Dear Dotty,
YAY!!! Love your blog!!! AND SWEARING!!!
Lots o fucking love!
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 31, 2012Dear the howler and me.
Fucking thank you. 😆
Love Dotty the Bastard xxx
travelladywithbaby
/ April 1, 2012Is it wrong that I love your potty mouthed blog.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear tlwb,
Thank you. 🙂
It’s only wrong if you think it’s wrong. Stick around for a while and I’ll
corruptconvert you. 🙂Love Dotty the Fucker xxx
Dorothy
/ April 1, 2012Dear Dotty,
How can I fucking rest when I am laughing all of the time?
Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Lie down and laugh. 😆
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 1, 2012Dear Dotty,
Well done, my dear friend. I am so proud of you — these two posts will be even bigger in a day or two. 😎 Your numbers are staggering, and I hope you are fixing that Cumberland sausage sandwich you so deserve. And if little Emily gives you any shit about you being proud of yourself, I suggest you tell that little lady to try having a blog and we’ll see how she does!
Love and happy cheers,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear Judith,
Thank you. 🙂
I had a LOT of Cumberland sausage sandwiches last night that little Emily made for me. I would say I had TOO many, but you can never have too many. 😎
Love Dotty xxx
robincoyle
/ April 1, 2012jealous.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear robin,
Yes, I know am. I can’t help it, I’ve always been jealous – when I was little the girl next door had a BENDABLE BABA doll that I wanted and I was so jealous I tried to steal it but I got caught and they took ALL my dolls away including TIPPY TUMBLES who I loved with all my thieving little heart.
Love Dotty xxx
Veggiewitch
/ April 1, 2012Dearest Dotty,
Those gummies are fucking awesome!
But not nearly as awesome as you or this blog.
You’ve given me a much-needed giggle.
My heartfelt-thanks to you.
Veggiewitch ♥
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear veggie witch,
Thank you. 🙂
They’re nice aren’t they? I was surprised to find they taste of strawberries.
Love Dotty xxx
cooper
/ April 1, 2012600+ views??? I’m lucky to get 60 views a friggin’ year!!!! I must have my head up my ass, fukitol….
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear cooper,
That’ll be why then. It’s not a view people want to share. 😉
Love Dotty xxx
livinginfairyland
/ April 1, 2012I’m glad you don’t post three fucking posts a day! That would really shit me! Hey, is effing the ONLY swearword worth using?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear fairy,
Yes it is. The others are for decoration.
Love Dotty xxx
tadams4u
/ April 1, 201211,750 sausages / I mean views as of this moment… wow, seems like only 2-3 days ago you were begging us to get you to 10,000. You are becoming a blogging rock star!
Love Brick
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear Brick,
I can’t sing. Well I can, but not that anyone would want to hear.
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ April 1, 2012Dear Dotty,
I think your blog is fucking awesome!!
Thanks for the sweeties.
Love HS xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear HS,
Thank you. 🙂
You can buy some more at Asda. They had them in the reduced section, 10p a box. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 1, 2012For heaven’s sake be careful and do not sit on one of those candies…
And that is a lot of hits…
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear pmao,
I know, it’s too many for a little blog like mine. Did you do it?
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 2, 2012Was it the swearing one, because I did do some good stuff there?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 2, 2012Dear pmao,
It WAS you then, wasn’t it?
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 2, 2012With pure cleverosity?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 2, 2012Dear pmao,
No because you don’t have any.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 2, 2012Ouch.
kzackuslheureux
/ April 1, 2012I want a box of those spermies!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear Alphabet,
Have some, they’re for everyone. I notice it’s only the women commenting about eating them though. 👿
Love Dotty xxx
kzackuslheureux
/ April 1, 2012Dotty,
Thank you,
They look quite tasty. 😀
Love,
Alphabet
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 1, 2012Dear Alphabet,
They’re quite nice.
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ April 7, 2012Dear Dotty,
You’re one of my pet blogs. In fact (don’t tell this to my other pet blogs), I tend to pet stroke your fluffy profane filled blog more.
Love xoxo
p.s. 600+ views is more than I get in a week. 😉 Whoot to you!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 7, 2012Dear PAZ,
Thank you. 🙂
Have you put your link in Dotty’s Pet Blogs yet? It’s a page at the top of the blog where everyone can leave a link to their own blog.
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ April 7, 2012Dear Dotty,
No I have not. Will you pet me if I do?
Love xoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 7, 2012Dear PAZ,
Yes. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ April 7, 2012Ok. 🙂
PAZ
/ April 7, 2012p.p.s. Dotty! Fuck yeah!
Ben Leib
/ April 9, 2012I post daily and have the same feeling – that I’m just pissing people off. Also, a good day for me is 40 views (which I actually get excited about). As long as you continue to use foul language, I’ll continue to read.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 9, 2012Dear Ben,
Thank you – I’m still amazed that anyone reads my drivel.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Go and put your link in Dotty’s Pet Blogs.