… but not with a kiss from a prince, more like a need for a Cumberland sausage sandwich. I’ve been asleep for two days, almost solidly, after I had a first appointment with a HEADSHRINKER on Tuesday afternoon but the big stressy build up for the few days beforehand (and the two long, long hours of the appointment itself) left me brain-fucked so I wasn’t able to do anything but sleep on Wednesday or yesterday. I’m awake now, still in a bit of a stressy-mental because I have to wait for a week to find out a load of shite so if I go missing again I’m not REALLY missing, I’m just here in my house with my head up my arse, waiting to KNOW THINGS.
I’ll try to catch up on posts (there’s a LOT of notification emails to go through). I’m sorry if I miss some of your posts, I might just go to the most recent ones.
Notes From A She-Hermit ©™® 
misfits' miscellany
/ June 29, 2012Ah, there you are. Welcome back.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear Misfit,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ June 29, 2012You haven’t missed a lot from me; my muse has swanned off to party with Dalek Caan on Skaro without me. Bitch.
I too am seeing a headshrinker soon. I’m not sure that I really want to dredge up 30 years of shite that I’ve tried to put behind me, but it will apparently explain why I am having food issues. Right now my only food issue is a strong craving for and addiction to Pringles, but I suppose I should go to the headshrinker anyway, as they were nice enough to acknowledge my very existence from the lofty heights of Planet Not Crazy At All. Perhaps I’d be sane if I drank more absinthe, but where’s the fun in that (beyond getting that fluffy feeling from the absinthe)?
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
I’d like a head transplant. The NHS don’t do them in my area but I might get one if I lived in the leafy, posh South. 😉
I wonder if, in three hundred years time, they’ll have invented something that harmlessly resets the brain so that everything’s balanced? I hope so.
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ June 30, 2012Well, there’s something called Gene Therapy now apparently… but if I had that done I would no longer be autistic and would therefore no longer be the quirky, smiley, eccentric goofball that everybody knows and loves (or doesn’t. I don’t care because I like me and my husband loves me, so there) 😀
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 30, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
I want it! I’m going to look it up. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ June 29, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’ve been ready to hop a plane and come find out where you are!!
I’m so glad you are ok*:)
Maybe you were waiting for Prince Ian to kiss you awake Sleeping Dotty???*:)
P.s. so glad you are ok. Blogging is no fun without you*:))
Xoxo
Lis
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear Lisa,
Well, my lovely Ian might just have done the trick. 😉
Love Dotty xxx
therabbitholez
/ June 29, 2012Therapy , intially you might think tim consuming or boring even but depending on your rapport with them , give it a few weeks put in the work and eventually you’ll hopefully reap the benefits.
Talking about yourself is never easy even though we do it all the time..if you get my drift.
Welcome back!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear trh,
It was a psychiatrist. I’m waiting to see what magic pills she decides on when she’s spoken to her consultant – I had hoped to get a prescription (and some answers) there and then but I have to wait.
Love Dotty xxx
therabbitholez
/ June 29, 2012In these circumstances they should always give answers immediately..
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear trh,
I know. I was gutted when I didn’t find out anything i didn’t already know. I don’t think she knew herself, hence having to consult with her consultant. That’s the NHS for you.
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ June 29, 2012Dear Dotty,
And all this time I thought you were being a secret double agent but sleep is good too. Glad to see you’re back. Sausages await!!
Love Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear Dorothy,
No, that’s Scotty. 😉
And the Cumberland sausage sandwiches were LOVELY! 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Le Ann
/ June 29, 2012I missed you too – I was, however, drowing in TS Debby when it crossed over Florida, USA
I’m one of your lurkers 🙂
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear Le Ann,
Oh my! I just asked Google about Debby. And we British complain about our rain!!! Hope you and yours are okay.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Hello and thank you for lurking. 🙂
gingerfightback
/ June 29, 2012As Peter’s and Lee sang “Come on in and close the door”
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear Ginger,
Now I can’t get the song out of my brain… which is good because I’ve always liked it. 🙂 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Sword-chinned bitch
/ June 29, 2012Feel better Dotty. 🙂
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear Swordy,
Thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ June 29, 2012Dear Dotty,
Welcome back, and please, take your time — we’re not going anywhere, and we all want the best for you!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear Judith,
Thank you. I’ll probably be a bit hit and miss with blogging over the next few days till I know what’s happening. 😎
Love Dotty xxx
faithhopechocolate
/ June 29, 2012Maybe you should borrow the little sign that Granny Weatherwax uses when she goes out “borrowing”. “I Aten’t Dead”.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear fhc,
Ha! Yes! I’ll ask her! 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. I haven’t read them for YEARS – I have most of them upstairs, I’m going to dig them out tomorrow. Thank you for reminding me, they’re just what I need right now!!! 🙂
theinsanegirl
/ June 29, 2012Every time you mention Cumberland sausages (which is surprisingly often) I crave them. It’s not healthy Dotty, I’ll get fatty fat fat xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear tig,
No you won’t – Cumberland sausages don’t make you fat, not one bit, they’re full of health and nutrition and they taste FUCKING LOVELY. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
theinsanegirl
/ June 29, 2012Hahaha well in that case it looks like I’m doing a tesco run. I really can’t deny that they do taste amazing! xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 30, 2012Dear tig,
YES! THEY DO! 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Maggie O'C
/ June 29, 2012Dear Dotty,
I miss you but want you to take your time. Rest, laudanum, Cumberland sausages.
Love,
Maggie
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear Maggie,
Thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
paralaxvu
/ June 29, 2012I am so glad you are back!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 29, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
Thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ June 29, 2012Maybe you woke up because you got a meaty kiss from the sausage prince. Now that I typed that sentence, it is so full of blistering subconscious innuendo and Freudian naughtiness, that you might have to take time out of your next session with the doctor to ask about my mental state.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 30, 2012Dear pmao,
I will. I’ll let you know what she says (‘He’s mental!’) 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ June 30, 2012I suspected as much.
Sterling Silva
/ June 30, 2012Dear Dotty,
As ever, pleased to hear from you.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 30, 2012Dear Mr Silva,
You too. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ June 30, 2012What better way to help pass the time then become obsessed with blogging? Before you know it, it will be next Friday. lol
You know we are all here for you!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 1, 2012Dear Brick,
Thank you. I AM obsessed with blogging. I’m trying to cut down a bit but it isn’t really happening.
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ July 1, 2012Our comments just keep sucking you back in 😀
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 2, 2012Dear Brick,
I know – they DO! 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
magicallymad
/ July 1, 2012Dear Dotty,
Hope you are better now. 2 hours? Good lord!!! Original award for you on my most recent post, I hope you’ll accept it.
Love,
Magic
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 1, 2012Dear Magic,
Thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx